***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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Agmaniacmike12
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Bregs!!
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The only people that fear Tyler White's beard are the buffet attendants at Golden Corral.
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n_touch said:

8 of Jake could fit in a Tyler White Jersey


I feel like we're all missing an obvious "Tyler White 8..." joke
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Great start Miley
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I'm watching to see if that whale behind home plate is going to eat the whole game.
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White is lucky as ****
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Saved by the Fly rule.
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Oh my god.. White cant even catch a pop fly
newsjunkie
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Uh oh....Tyler dropped the ball
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White is so bad at baseball. Thankfully Arenado gave us a huge gift
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Tyler White you dumb mother ****er!
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mathguy86 said:

Ok boys. My last game for 2 weeks. Headed to Alaska Friday. So daddy wants a win.

You hear me Tyler White? Don't screw this up.

He tried!!!
mwm
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We got a big break there even if fatty couldn't couldn't run 60'.
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Fattie can't even field his position.
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mazag08 said:

Oh my god.. White cant even catch a pop fly


Would help if Miley and Chirinos got out of the way.
mwm
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Lead off walk comes back to bite.
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Two soft serve pitches up and in. Desmond should have been sent down for not hitting one of those.

Mikey channeling his inner 2016 Dallas Keuchel.
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Feels like Desmond has really been an Astros killer the past couple seasons
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dlance said:

mazag08 said:

Oh my god.. White cant even catch a pop fly


Would help if Miley and Chirinos got out of the way.


It hit his glove
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That could have been way worse.
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Close only matters in horseshoes and hand grenades.
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My goodness, Yuli.
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PINAAAAA
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Thanks Beltran!!!
Marvin
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Damn glad Beltran told Yuli to breathe outta both eyelids...
mathguy86
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La ****ing Pina.

"You hang it he'll bang it". Nice.
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Oh. My. Pina.
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Yuuuuuuuuuulllliiii
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


H-Town 2017 WS Champions
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bearkatag15 said:

Thanks Beltran!!!

Had to put my beer down to type and you beat me to it, haha.
mathguy86
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Harry? You here bud? It's ok. We've all made mistakes. The first step is admitting it and you have taken that step.
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Weekend Commuter
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Ok. I have arrived to take my just desserts! I love Yuli !!

LOL - I will come by later to criticize Yuli so that he can go on another scorching week or month of hitting.

All good!
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Don’t Care. Got Jimbo
mathguy86
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That bat died for you to get off .211. You better thank it later chunky.
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La Pina es en fuego.