***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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In reply to Farmer1906 • 4:05p, 7/11/17
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aggie1906 said:
Question for Arlington fans: Will you be watching the All-Star game even though you don't have a single player playing?

That can't be. I heard they had a top-five all-time shortstop.
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In reply to DVC2010 • 4:06p, 7/11/17
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And the GOAT 3rd baseman
And no one is better than Yu
Altuve & Springer both made it and we know Ratface & Gogo are better
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In reply to DVC2010 • 4:07p, 7/11/17
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DVC2010 said:
aggie1906 said:
Question for Arlington fans: Will you be watching the All-Star game even though you don't have a single player playing?

That can't be. I heard they had a top-five all-time shortstop.


Future hall of famer because of total games started. If that's not a participation ribbon mentality then I'm Rougned Odor's brother, Rougned.
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4:08p, 7/11/17
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I am kind of surprised Odor wasn't named "clubhouse attendant".
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4:19p, 7/11/17
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Ya boy got #triggered

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In reply to Farmer1906 • 4:24p, 7/11/17
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aggie1906 said:
And the GOAT 3rd baseman
And no one is better than Yu
Altuve & Springer both made it and we know Ratface & Gogo are better


Beltre wasn't going to make it after being out the first two months of the season. Yu did and just isn't throwing so I'm not sure what your point there is. Don't think anyone argued Gomez would make it or that Odor hasn't had a rather putrid season so far.
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In reply to Ag2012 • 5:30p, 7/11/17
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That is some weak ass bull***** You ignored any talk about on the field
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In reply to BowSowy • 5:32p, 7/11/17
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BowSowy said:
That is some weak ass bull***** You ignored any talk about on the field
This, from the fanbase that has spent the past year writing Rougned Odor fan fiction erotica.
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In reply to Ag2012 • 5:35p, 7/11/17
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Ag2012 said:
BowSowy said:
That is some weak ass bull***** You ignored any talk about on the field
This, from the fanbase that has spent the past year writing Rougned Odor fan fiction erotica.
Yeah but now we can just talk **** about the abomination he is on the field and in the box. It must be cool knowing that your only all-star won't be on the team next year, your farm system is depleted, your lineup is doing their best white hood impersonation, and watching your bullpen is like playing wack-a-mole. But hey, y'all are just a few games out of a one-and-done WC spot and that is exciting!
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In reply to BowSowy • 5:38p, 7/11/17
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Quote:
... your farm system is depleted...


Yes. But that will all be fixed once we take over their crappy RR team.

That may very well be the best take so far this season.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 5:39p, 7/11/17
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... your farm system is depleted...


Yes. But that will all be fixed once we take over their crappy RR team.

That may very well be the best take so far this season.
I feel like quoting anything from DallasAg is just cheating
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In reply to BowSowy • 5:45p, 7/11/17
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BowSowy said:
Ag2012 said:
BowSowy said:
That is some weak ass bull***** You ignored any talk about on the field
This, from the fanbase that has spent the past year writing Rougned Odor fan fiction erotica.
Yeah but now we can just talk **** about the abomination he is on the field and in the box. It must be cool knowing that your only all-star won't be on the team next year, your farm system is depleted, your lineup is doing their best white hood impersonation, and watching your bullpen is like playing wack-a-mole. But hey, y'all are just a few games out of a one-and-done WC spot and that is exciting!
All this Astros hubris is going to make for fun reading when y'all get knocked out in the ALDS. Go ahead and keep planning that parade route though.
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In reply to Ag2012 • 5:48p, 7/11/17
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Lolz
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In reply to Ag2012 • 5:52p, 7/11/17
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Ag2012 said:
BowSowy said:
Ag2012 said:
BowSowy said:
That is some weak ass bull***** You ignored any talk about on the field
This, from the fanbase that has spent the past year writing Rougned Odor fan fiction erotica.
Yeah but now we can just talk **** about the abomination he is on the field and in the box. It must be cool knowing that your only all-star won't be on the team next year, your farm system is depleted, your lineup is doing their best white hood impersonation, and watching your bullpen is like playing wack-a-mole. But hey, y'all are just a few games out of a one-and-done WC spot and that is exciting!
All this Astros hubris is going to make for fun reading when y'all get knocked out in the ALDS. Go ahead and keep planning that parade route though.
Literally can't do anything more than hope we stumble. I've been there, it sucks doesn't it? Hey, at least y'all have a promising futu.... oh wait.

E: Sorry, that was disingenuous. Y'all can still jack yourselves off to twitter spats our players get into. Thank goodness, otherwise it would be a loooooong season.
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In reply to BowSowy • 6:13p, 7/11/17
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E: Sorry, that was disingenuous. Y'all can still jack yourselves off to twitter spats our players get into. Thank goodness, otherwise it would be a loooooong season.
Can y'all go 5 minutes without talking about other dudes jacking off or asking to be called daddy?
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6:28p, 7/11/17
ESPN's images from the first half included:

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6:41p, 7/11/17
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Nm
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7:38p, 7/11/17
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Combined 2017 salary of all 6 Astros all stars... $20 mil.

2017 salary of non-allstar Cole Hamels... $22 mil

2017 salary of not-even-close-to-being-an-allstar Carlos Gomez... $11.5 mil
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10:47p, 7/11/17
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Carlos Gomez had as many hits in the ASG this year as all the Astros players combined.
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10:49p, 7/11/17
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Unfortunately he did that in 7 less ABs.
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10:49p, 7/11/17
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You'll be lucky to win 60 by August.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 10:52p, 7/11/17
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mathguy86 said:
Unfortunately he did that in 7 less ABs.
fewer*

I guess that's why you're not grammarguy86
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In reply to Ag2012 • 10:55p, 7/11/17
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Ag2012 said:
mathguy86 said:
Unfortunately he did that in 7 less ABs.
fewer*

I guess that's why you're not grammarguy86


You have sunk so low that you have to resort to grammar smack. I wouldn't be so smug.
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In reply to Ag2012 • 11:09p, 7/11/17
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Ag2012 said:
Carlos Gomez had as many hits in the ASG this year as all the Astros players combined.

Hilariously no ranger even got close to making an appearance. Much like October 2017...
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In reply to CorpsAg11 • 11:16p, 7/11/17
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Oct 1, 2017 2:05pm CST
OAK @ TEX


We made it fam
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 11:19p, 7/11/17
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mathguy86 said:
Ag2012 said:
mathguy86 said:
Unfortunately he did that in 7 less ABs.
fewer*

I guess that's why you're not grammarguy86


You have sunk so low that you have to resort to grammar smack. I wouldn't be so smug.

I'll give them that one. Because it's all they have.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 8:01a, 7/12/17
aggie1906 said:
You'll be lucky to win 60 by August.



Boy....really going out on a limb here. If the Rangers get to 60 by August they'll be 14 games above .500 and securely in the first wild card spot.
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In reply to gigem1223 • 8:37a, 7/12/17
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gigem1223 said:
aggie1906 said:
You'll be lucky to win 60 by August.



Boy....really going out on a limb here. If the Rangers get to 60 by August they'll be 14 games above .500 and securely in the first wild card spot.
Sorry, we're 31 games above .500 so I've lost all concept of how you poors are and should be doing.

It's fun to say that. We damn well may be 50 over before its all said and done.
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2:56p, 7/16/17
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So I don't remember the guy who can get us discounted tickets in Arlington but I will be going to the stros rangers series on my birthday weekend most likely the Saturday and Sunday games so if you could give me info on that that'd be great
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In reply to mAgnoliAg • 3:48p, 7/16/17
mAgnoliAg said:
So I don't remember the guy who can get us discounted tickets in Arlington but I will be going to the stros rangers series on my birthday weekend most likely the Saturday and Sunday games so if you could give me info on that that'd be great

AccidentProne is your guy I believe. He's a good dude. He's helped out many Stros fans in the past
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In reply to mAgnoliAg • 4:05p, 7/16/17
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mAgnoliAg said:
So I don't remember the guy who can get us discounted tickets in Arlington but I will be going to the stros rangers series on my birthday weekend most likely the Saturday and Sunday games so if you could give me info on that that'd be great


www.texasrangers.com/tickets

Use coupon code texags17
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6:24p, 7/16/17
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So Arlington is now interested in former Astros "Slugger" Chris Carter.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 7:05p, 7/16/17
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aggie1906 said:
So Arlington is now interested in former Astros "Slugger" Chris Carter.


Don't they already have a "slugging" first baseman?
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8:23p, 7/16/17
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Came here to read actual smack and see some woman popping off about grammar and all star game smack. That's when you know you've lost all hope. That's Fran era bad smack.
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In reply to FtBendTxAg • 8:41p, 7/16/17
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We can talk about handjobs and geography if you'd prefer
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