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I probably will... #SingleProbs
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quote:quote:I feel ya man.......
I probably will... #SingleProbs
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For some reason I thought of golem when you posted this
It may or may not be accurate
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I probably will... #SingleProbs
I know that feel, bro
Getting around the filter. Genius.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Astros will probably get swept again. We're a sheety team right now.
With that said I HOPE we beat the fack outta you chodes.
Again, I'm not really talking trash cause we suck, but I hate all you sheetheads and your fairy ass team.
Astros will probably get swept again. We're a sheety team right now.
With that said I HOPE we beat the fack outta you chodes.
Again, I'm not really talking trash cause we suck, but I hate all you sheetheads and your fairy ass team.
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Goodnight Houston fans. Better luck tomorrow
quote:Well I hate your poor infrastructure and excessive humidity induced swamp ass
I'm not even gonna lie.
Astros will probably get swept again. We're a sheety team right now.
With that said I HOPE we beat the fack outta you chodes.
Again, I'm not really talking trash cause we suck, but I hate all you sheetheads and your fairy ass team.
quote:quote:Well I hate your poor infrastructure and excessive humidity induced swamp ass
I'm not even gonna lie.
Astros will probably get swept again. We're a sheety team right now.
With that said I HOPE we beat the fack outta you chodes.
Again, I'm not really talking trash cause we suck, but I hate all you sheetheads and your fairy ass team.
Anybody remember Jim Rome's "You're Baylor" rant from a couple of years ago? I feel like Houston and Baylor could be used interchangeably.
quote:That was like a TexAgs wet dream come true
Anybody remember Jim Rome's "You're Baylor" rant from a couple of years ago? I feel like Houston and Baylor could be used interchangeably.
I wish I knew how to redo cuppys gif of the teddy bear commuting suicide and replace it with their mascot
Houston fans do always say that we're the sips of professional sports. So we can agree that makes them the Baylor or professional sports?
That was my estimation of them in the Odor thread after seeing their ridiculous point of view and after seeing all the whining in their "Astros improbable, miraculous march to 2nd place" thread.
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That was my estimation of them in the Odor thread after seeing their ridiculous point of view and after seeing all the whining in their "Astros improbable, miraculous march to 3rd place" thread.
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Well I hate your poor infrastructure and excessive humidity induced swamp ass
Won't disagree with one.
But they people from the Metroplex just ****ing suck so bad it makes poor infrastructure and humidity induced swamp ass well worth it.
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Well I hate your poor infrastructure and excessive humidity induced swamp ass
Won't disagree with one.
But they people from the Metroplex just ****ing suck so bad it makes poor infrastructure and humidity induced swamp ass well worth it.
Ok serious question: do y'all ACTUALLY think we're a bunch of d-bags just because we're from DFW? I mean I've met some pretty ******y people from Houston but that's not the reason why I dislike the city
Edit: I've met more awesome people from Houston than ******y but you get what I'm asking
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Well I hate your poor infrastructure and excessive humidity induced swamp ass
Won't disagree with one.
But they people from the Metroplex just ****ing suck so bad it makes poor infrastructure and humidity induced swamp ass well worth it.
I'm a Rangers fan who happens to be no fan of the City of Dallas.....but this whole bit of acting like people in Houston and Dallas are any damn different is pretty funny.
quote:Rangers fan here in Houston, and I agree wholeheartedly. They are both massive cities filled with far too many people. The biggest difference between the two is that the DFW area has a 1st place baseball team.quote:quote:
Well I hate your poor infrastructure and excessive humidity induced swamp ass
Won't disagree with one.
But they people from the Metroplex just ****ing suck so bad it makes poor infrastructure and humidity induced swamp ass well worth it.
I'm a Rangers fan who happens to be no fan of the City of Dallas.....but this whole bit of acting like people in Houston and Dallas are any damn different is pretty funny.
Ok serious response: No I don't ACTUALLY think that. I have some friends and family in DFW that are great.
It's just a generalization and a stereotype I like to have fun with. Just like thinking that everyone in San Antonio is dirty Mezcun, everyone in Austin is dirty hippy, and everyone in Lubbock has at 3 STDs. Overall they're all pretty spot on but certainly not my actual thoughts.
Now can we get back to talking trash or are you too busy fretting over what other people think of you?
It's just a generalization and a stereotype I like to have fun with. Just like thinking that everyone in San Antonio is dirty Mezcun, everyone in Austin is dirty hippy, and everyone in Lubbock has at 3 STDs. Overall they're all pretty spot on but certainly not my actual thoughts.
Now can we get back to talking trash or are you too busy fretting over what other people think of you?
The Astros have a golf tournament today.
THIS IS A TRASHTALK THREAD QUIT BEING SO DAMN NICE
quote:I'll let you know how Jed does on the back 9.
The Astros have a golf tournament today.
Astros suck dick
quote:No need. I think it's a pretty safe assumption that any astros player will wait till #17 then completely fall flat on their face for the last 2 holes.quote:I'll let you know how Jed does on the back 9.
The Astros have a golf tournament today.
My bet is Jed doesn't even last 3 holes before he rolls an ankle getting out of the cart, pulls a hammy marking his ball, or throws out his back teeing his ball.
quote:Safe to say their pitchers will probably blow it around the 7th, 8th and 9th
The Astros have a golf tournament today.
quote:You know there will be some very tough competition out there....They have become masters of putting up low numbers recently.
The Astros have a golf tournament today.
The problem is after the front 9 they are so excited they forget what they are doing and drive their cart into a lake.
At least they'd win the Most Holes In the Lead trophy
Is Mike Sherman coaching the Astros?
Beat the Dfw dbags!
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