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HOU@TEX Trash Talking Thread
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Last: 4 yr ago by Charlie Conway
quote:I have no idea or care what your sonic inning is. Please do not explain further.
Just let aggie1906 chew on his stale popcorn, disastros collapse to come in the sonic slam inning BOOKIT
quote:quote:I have no idea or care what your sonic inning is. Please do not explain further.
Just let aggie1906 chew on his stale popcorn, disastros collapse to come in the sonic slam inning BOOKIT
The one where Prince Fielder dickslapped the second of his two upper deck dingers last night.
Intentionally walking the scrub
Oh my god they're walking Odor this is amazing
quote:Like a puppet on a string.quote:quote:I have no idea or care what your sonic inning is. Please do not explain further.
Just let aggie1906 chew on his stale popcorn, disastros collapse to come in the sonic slam inning BOOKIT
The one where Prince Fielder dickslapped the second of his two upper deck dingers last night.
He's soooo bad yall are intentionally walking him!!!
Hold on guys there's some excuse or reason why they're doing this because he sucks and Altuve is baby Jesus wait for it
Someone call the Astros and tell them Odor is a scrub
quote:It's just that Andrus isn't the second coming of Jeter that y'all thought he was
Hold on guys there's some excuse or reason why they're doing this because he sucks and Altuve is baby Jesus wait for it
Granted I'd IBB Odor any day to get to Elvis, the timing couldn't have been better...
Damn beer league hockey.. be back in a couple hours when cracking a fresh brew and laughing at more Houston backpedaling once it becomes a bullpen duel
Damn beer league hockey.. be back in a couple hours when cracking a fresh brew and laughing at more Houston backpedaling once it becomes a bullpen duel
Dallas-obsessed Houston fans warm my heart.
Why? Because it worked. Elvis is overmatched and the whole world knew it.
And the leprechaun grounds into a 5-3 DP.
With all do respect and I say with all due respect
But altuve ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
But altuve ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
Someone post the jumping Altuve swing.
KELA JUST MADE YALL HIS B I T C H
quote:One game a career makes. When Odor does something worth top stat considerations, please, let me know.
With all do respect and I say with all due respect
But altuve ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
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Someone post the jumping Altuve swing.
Here go
quote:And yet he still drove it into your nutsquote:
Someone post the jumping Altuve swing.
Here go
https://media4.giphy.com/media/cylD3NGZcr2E/giphy.gif
quote:quote:One game a career makes. When Odor does something worth top stat considerations, please, let me know.
With all do respect and I say with all due respect
But altuve ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
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Odor is batting .367 w/ 18 rbis against the Astros this year. Your pitchers must suck.
quote:But as I've been reading y'all like that kind of thing along with dong face slapping each otherquote:And yet he still drove it into your nutsquote:
Someone post the jumping Altuve swing.
Here go
https://media4.giphy.com/media/cylD3NGZcr2E/giphy.gif
quote:And he's batting .250 against everyone else. Last I looked Altuve is over .300 and among AL leaders for the 2nd straight seasonquote:quote:One game a career makes. When Odor does something worth top stat considerations, please, let me know.
With all do respect and I say with all due respect
But altuve ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
quote:
Odor is batting .367 w/ 18 rbis against the Astros this year. Your pitchers must suck.
quote:That's the kind of smack talk you go to when your team has gotten their **** pushed in by the Rangers the whole year.quote:But as I've been reading y'all like that kind of thing along with dong face slapping each otherquote:And yet he still drove it into your nutsquote:
Someone post the jumping Altuve swing.
Here go
https://media4.giphy.com/media/cylD3NGZcr2E/giphy.gif
quote:quote:That's the kind of smack talk you go to when your team has gotten their **** pushed in by the Rangers their entire history.quote:But as I've been reading y'all like that kind of thing along with dong face slapping each otherquote:And yet he still drove it into your nutsquote:
Someone post the jumping Altuve swing.
Here go
https://media4.giphy.com/media/cylD3NGZcr2E/giphy.gif
FIFY
I didn't know the Astro's pitching sucked so bad... wow. Thanks for the free run.
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quote:Holy ****
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I didn't know the Astro's pitching sucked so bad... wow. Thanks for the free run.
I heard they had the best rotation in the majors and Keuchel was the best pitcher in the MLB.
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I can't breathe.
quote:quote:And he's batting .250 against everyone else. Last I looked Altuve is over .300 and among AL leaders for the 2nd straight seasonquote:quote:One game a career makes. When Odor does something worth top stat considerations, please, let me know.
With all do respect and I say with all due respect
But altuve ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
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Odor is batting .367 w/ 18 rbis against the Astros this year. Your pitchers must suck.
So what your saying is Odor is Papi?
I typed chop chop into giphy.com search and that was the first one to pop up and I couldn't stop laughing