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A wizard approaches you and offers to boost the Aggies chances of winning to 95%. The

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Ghost of Bisbee
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9:31p, 11/22/24
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Catch. The catch is every commercial flight you take for the rest of your life, you end up in the middle seat with at least one crying baby directly to your right or left and an alien-looking mother****er across the aisle that may or may not be real. .

Do you take the deal?
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Jtb102
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9:42p, 11/22/24
That wouldn't bother me. I would take one for the team, so A&M can win a national championship.
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9:44p, 11/22/24
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That's alright, I'll fly first class and hit the booze so it doesn't matter
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Al Bula
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9:45p, 11/22/24
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Wtf

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9:47p, 11/22/24
no, because the ags winning or losing is irrelevant in the grande scheme of things outside Forums 5 and 25.
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Ervin Burrell
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10:28p, 11/22/24
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95% chance of what? Winning the Auburn game? Winning every remaining game this year? Winning a title this year? Winning every game in perpetuity? Ambiguous post is ambiguous.
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soleta27
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10:33p, 11/22/24
Who flys commercial? I hear it's full of crying babies and alien looking mfers.
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TxAg76
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10:34p, 11/22/24
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is this wizard wearing an alternate uniform?
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Ghost of Bisbee
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In reply to Ervin Burrell • 10:35p, 11/22/24
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Auburn
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JDCAG (NOT Colin)
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In reply to Ghost of Bisbee • 10:47p, 11/22/24
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Ghost of Bisbee said:
Auburn


What a terrible deal. We should beat auburn and if we don't we aren't beating tu.

So you take a terrible deal to either give yourself an unnecessary boost or to get a 9-3 season vs 8-4. Yuck.
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10:49p, 11/22/24
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Take the offer. Bet big on the Ags. Fly first class and private rest of my life. Take a **** on the wizard lawn.
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Aggie Dad Sip
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10:56p, 11/22/24
No
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Ervin Burrell
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In reply to Ghost of Bisbee • 10:57p, 11/22/24
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Ghost of Bisbee said:
Auburn


Just the Auburn game? **** no, dumb question.
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In reply to riverrataggie • 11:00p, 11/22/24
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Take the offer. Bet big on the Ags. Fly first class and private rest of my life. Take a **** on the wizard lawn.
I like the way you think.
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Faustus
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12:01a, 11/23/24
Quote:
A wizard approaches you and offers to boost the Aggies chances of winning to 95%. . . .


Definitely more helpful than the chicanery involved in pulling a queen of spades with Kerry written on it from a starter's sneaker.
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Reno Hightower
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1:13a, 11/23/24
Is Tiffany Gomas on all of these flights too?
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Not Coach Jimbo
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1:45a, 11/23/24
Sounds like most all my other flights since 2020 anyways.

Let's do this.

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Ghost of Bisbee
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In reply to Not Coach Jimbo • 9:39a
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Love it.

Lots of deal takers with the wizard
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greg.w.h
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I never fly anywhere. That would be fine…
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You must not have watched as much Aggie football as me if you think the good guys won't **** up a 95% chance.
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In reply to Ghost of Bisbee • 10:18a
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Ghost of Bisbee said:
Catch. The catch is every commercial flight you take for the rest of your life, you end up in the middle seat with at least one crying baby directly to your right or left and an alien-looking mother****er across the aisle that may or may not be real. .

Do you take the deal?



How many flights a year am I expecting to take? Are there several overseas (8+ hour duration) flights? These details matter for me to make my decision
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Ghost of Bisbee
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In reply to Pumpkinhead • 10:35a
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Pumpkinhead said:
Ghost of Bisbee said:
Catch. The catch is every commercial flight you take for the rest of your life, you end up in the middle seat with at least one crying baby directly to your right or left and an alien-looking mother****er across the aisle that may or may not be real. .

Do you take the deal?



How many flights a year am I expecting to take? Are there several overseas (8+ hour duration) flights? These details matter for me to make my decision


100%. The deal applies to both international and domestic, business and pleasure

It's not gonna be a good time
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