Since Jimbo seems to believe being Offensive Playcaller is more important than managing the entire team through its highs & lows during the whole game instead of just at halftime, and to get him away from our OBs whenever they depart the field because they do so with great trepidation knowing an ass-chewing is afoot, I say put Jimbo's butt next door to the other OCs in the Press Box!!!

And in so doing, we can hire Dave Campo to serve as some cowboy characterization of Ed O. in Jimbo's absence, whose sole responsibility is hyping the sidelines with enthusiastic player substitutions!

However, since neither Jimbo or Dave are worth a **** at gameclock management, that hire deserves an altogether different discussion.