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Inviting t.u. is like...

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Eggs
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Inviting t.u. to join your conference is like asking a woman to marry you after she ruined her first two marriages by being arrogant and entitled, even though she was receiving more from those marriages than she was contributing. If that wasn't bad enough, for the past 10 years she's been having an affair with someone who's paying her $15 million per year. She promises to change and says this time will be different, but no one believes her. She used to look pretty and thinks she still does, but hasn't even been the best looking woman in her own family since 2009. And she's only marrying you for your money.
Ewok It Out08
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You don't know me.
BigSneezy
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It's like exterminating your home for rats then bringing a family of rats into your home as pets.
BeefAg_00~
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Except she turns out to be a ******.
BeefAg_00~
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It didn't like that.

It turns out she's really a dude.
rbcs_2
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No woman that has been given $150M over the last decade is going to marry any of us fools on Texags.
NicosMachine
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It's more like having your strung-out, emaciated, homeless ex showing up on your doorstep wanting to stay with you and your new family. Even worse, she is trying to gain entry by bringing a relative healthy man with her (that she regularly *****s herself out to for meth) and claiming he can do manual labor around the house. I really don't want her near my new family even if they are sympathetic.
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Yeah, but she's hot, though. Just don't make any lewd gestures around her, like horns down.
45-70Ag
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Bee***_00~ said:

Except she turns out to be a ******.
Old Sarge
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like asking for herpes.
yell_on_6th st
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Every longhorn post about longhorn athletics feels like walking in on someone jacking off to a picture of themselves.
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yell_on_6th st said:

Every longhorn post about longhorn athletics feels like walking in on someone jacking off to a picture of themselves.
They are not reprobates! They usually pleasure themselves in private while watching their version of porn - the Longhorn Network.
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cool story bro.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder
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Inviting Texas to the sec is like dating a hottie from tech. She may be hot but she has all sorts of STDs.
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It's like giving-in to any demand James Harden makes as he ruins a very good basketball team before leaving to ruin the next basketball team that will give-in to his demands.
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Sounds like OP's ex-wife ended up with his season tickets...
azul_rain
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Is the SEC the lawyer in this scenario ?
Eggs
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The SEC is the future husband
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