I need some help, Ags. It started out as a good-natured gag when we played Arkansas, but now I'm trying to concoct a season-long menu for all of our SEC opponents. Basically I eat whatever the opponent is. Here's what I have so far:

Arkansas: Pork - it's usually pulled pork or bacon, but ribs have made it into the equation before

Ms State/Georgia: Hot Dogs

South Carolina: Cornish Game Hens (or really any chicken will do)

LSU: Corndogs

Missouri/Auburn: Tiger Cry (it's a Thai-styled steak)

Florida: Fried alligator

But this is where my ideas run dry. What do I make for Bama, Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Ole Miss, and Kentucky?

Alabama - Devils Food Cake

I know a guy in Wynnewood, OK that could lend a hand...

I don't think I'd want to eat cat for Kentucky ..but never tried it either. Maybe fried wild cat-fish though.

That should be done every day.

NaptownAg said:

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That should be done every day.

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Doing it right now.

I believe a thread like this is where Texags really shines. Maybe only equalled by a photoshop request involing a bear.

Tennessee needs to be raccoon. In honor of Davey Crockett's hat

This thread is going to get good.... page uno

A bit of a stretch...but MREs for Tennessee. Cuisine of our volunteer army.

AgBQ-00 said:

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Tennessee needs to be raccoon. In honor of Davey Crockett's hat

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If we're gonna bring Davy Crockett into this then it needs to be Mexican for Tennessee because that's who smoked his volunteer @ss. RIP DC

Tennessee is a potluck. Everyone volunteers to bring a dish.

Moon Pies - they come from Chattanooga, Tennessee.

For Alabama do the Tide Pod challenge.

For Ole Miss just eat raw roadkill.

Propag said:

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AgBQ-00 said:

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Tennessee needs to be raccoon. In honor of Davey Crockett's hat

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If we're gonna bring Davy Crockett into this then it needs to be Mexican for Tennessee because that's who smoked his volunteer @ss. RIP DC

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Seriously?

raging_agaholic said:

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But this is where my ideas run dry. What do I make for Bama, Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Ole Miss, and Kentucky?

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Bama - take a bite of out the galveston surf. Sand and salt water.

Vanderbilt - ****ty tennessee whiskey (life's too short)

Tennessee - ****ty tennessee whiskey soaked hog dogs with a side of rocks?

Ole Miss - enjoy going down on your ole misses

Kentucky - Bourbon. It's really that simple.

Bama - bloody mary or just drink blood

Kentucky - KFC (gross but not as gross as a cat)

Tennessee - Lil Smokies
Vanderbilt - Nashville Hot Chicken
Ole Miss - Mississippi Mud Pie
Bama - Tide Pods

You ain't got a hair on your sack if you don't eat an eagle for auburn

third coast.. said:

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WoodlandsAg09 said:

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third coast.. said:

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Cook some shark for auburn since they wantnto be land sharks. Extra points if its a tiger shark.

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I think that's ole miss

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Jfc idk how I got myself so mentally twisted there. What an idiot.

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I blame the other ship's food

He smoked a helluva lot more of them though...

StrykerAg said:

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Tennessee - Lil Smokies
Vanderbilt - Nashville Hot Chicken
Ole Miss - Mississippi Mud Pie
Bama - Tide Pods

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This

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal asked the other..does this taste funny to you?

Ive been doing this for awhile on away games when i cook gameday meals.
Made a large elephant trunk from several types of meat. When served, background sound was elephant trumpeting asin distress.
Meat was a big hit game not so much.
Will look for picture.