I like the enthusiasm. Better bagmen is where it's at.

Wow. Could have made your point without going where you went. Take a deep breath before typing or read it back before sending.

Simply saying we need to recruit some great LBs would suffice plus LBs are not scaring many offenses these days.

You guys are hilarious, in a good way.

Or beat them. That works too.

Where's Sherwood? He ran a good payroll operation.

Franklin Delano Bluth said:

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12thmanfootball said:

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You don't need a 5 star secondary if you've got a Quinton Coryatt in the middle scaring the Bejesus out of the QB every play.

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Our lbs played great this year, but the secondary still cost us a 1/3 of our games

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Yep.

Nvm

12thmanfootball said:

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Replace these recruiting loses with some inmates from the toughest prisons to play ILB

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wtf dude

Dude I'm not sure "bagmen" is the right approach, but if it was, do you honestly think we lose to Alabama gumps?

Franklin Delano Bluth said:

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12thmanfootball said:

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You don't need a 5 star secondary if you've got a Quinton Coryatt in the middle scaring the Bejesus out of the QB every play.

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Our lbs played great this year, but the secondary still cost us a 1/3 of our games

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12thmanfootball said:

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You don't need a 5 star secondary if you've got a Quinton Coryatt in the middle scaring the Bejesus out of the QB every play.

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You could at least spell his name right.

This is all General Motors fault. They got rid of Pontiac and now we can't give away anymore Trans A&Ms.
And then the tax grabbers shut down the Dirty Sock. The Hall of Fame is gone.
What's left for us to recruit with?
***** houses I tell ya. Dennis Hof is dead and we need to invest in them. Prime recruiting trips with planes to Nevada to do it all legally.

I know it's joking (I think), but fire anyone who even remotely does anything unethical. I'd rather have a crappy ethical program than one who cheats.

If you cheat... it undoes any accomplishments. So what are you cheering for?

Decay said:

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12thmanfootball said:

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Replace these recruiting loses with some inmates from the toughest prisons to play ILB

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wtf dude

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Inmates deserve fine secondary education too you know, plus it fulfills one of the classic stereotypes of Texas football, back when we were known for our stellar defenses.

Athanasius said:

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I know it's joking (I think), but fire anyone who even remotely does anything unethical. I'd rather have a crappy ethical program than one who cheats.

If you cheat... it undoes any accomplishments. So what are you cheering for?

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Of course. All the Elite programs are cheating. But we can't.

Gotcha.

Triple-T said:

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Athanasius said:

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I know it's joking (I think), but fire anyone who even remotely does anything unethical. I'd rather have a crappy ethical program than one who cheats.

If you cheat... it undoes any accomplishments. So what are you cheering for?

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Of course. All the Elite programs are cheating. But we can't.

Gotcha.

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I hope you don't use that unassailable logic in all of your moral decisions, or in teaching your children.

Coryatt would play half a season these days. He'd get tossed every game.

I hear Hoza Scott has his grades up.

Even if we could double what the Bama bagmen would offer, Bama still offers the five star guys something we don't: the likelihood of winning one or two national championships in their time on campus. Where would you choose to go if you were a five star recruit?

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Even if we could double what the Bama bagmen would offer, Bama still offers the five star guys something we don't: the likelihood of winning one or two national championships in their time on campus. Where would you choose to go if you were a five star recruit?

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I'd go the place that offers the best chance to develop me, great fan support/facilities, play high level competition, and great chance to get to play immediately. If good enough, you only get 3 years anyway. Sad to waste a year doing kickoff coverage/be an expandable piece just to latch onto a nc.

Kids have Kevin Durant syndrome I guess.