Johnny ****ing Capris?

https://instagr.am/p/BfXK4TgFIDI

Wtf... is he using the same marketing company as those ksrdashians?

they weren't originally like that, he played a game of flag football in those jeans and the bottoms tore off due to all the jukes.

agz win said:

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Such beautiful ankles.

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No hair or subway.

AustinAg2012 said:

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So, Champ Bailey/champagnepapi are the same person. One's bad enough.

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No way, you dill hole. Unless I'm getting Fight Club'ed.

"dill hole"... Okay, well played.

I keep trying to remember Johnny for his greatness while playing college football and not for this millennial "look at me" garbage.

It's getting difficult.

I guess this part of his act has always been there. It was just offset every Saturday with his amazing play.

Now, his Twitter bulsh is all I see, and it's only offset by memories (that are fading).

Maybe that's his fiance.

I like Johnny and all, and I hope his comeback is very successful, but who is buying this gear? He's a laughingstock nationwide. Who's going to non-ironically wear his sweatshirt around?

Who are some other great former players that'll never play in the NFL again who could sell merchandise?

I'd consider some Leeland McElroy gear. 34 for life.

Is he taking a piss?

AustinAg2012 said:

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So, Champ Bailey/champagnepapi are the same person. One's bad enough.

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amercer said:

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I like Johnny and all, and I hope his comeback is very successful, but who is buying this gear? He's a laughingstock nationwide. Who's going to non-ironically wear his sweatshirt around?

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Have you not been on here lately?

There aren't metrics out that I know about that show how many clothing items he has sold but thousands alone showed up to the TexAgs pop-up shop, and then he had another the next day at Aggieland Outfitters. You see multiple people wearing the hoodies daily on campus. He also posted a video (on Instagram I believe) of at least hundreds (and thats low balling) of boxes being shipped after his website had been up for less than a week.

Sounds to me like you don't care if his comeback is successful

I used to harbor hope of a JFF comeback, but there is no coming back from that picture and pants.

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Sounds to me like you don't care if his comeback is successful

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I'd say it was already a success if that many of you really stood in line for a pop up Zazzle store.
#SweatshirtSaleSZN

AustinAg2012 said:

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So, Champ Bailey/champagnepapi are the same person. One's bad enough.

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Welcome back from the time out....I told Hop that was ridiculous....but I still can't stand you because.....well...you're from Austin.....carry on.

He's cashing in while he can. Smart move.

Ag86Hotard109 said:

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AustinAg2012 said:

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So, Champ Bailey/champagnepapi are the same person. One's bad enough.

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Welcome back from the time out....I told Hop that was ridiculous....but I still can't stand you because.....well...you're from Austin.....carry on.

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There are lots of reason why a person would dislike him. And being from Austin is about third on the list.

Maybe he and Baker Mayfield should open a anti Texas apparel store.

I'm 100% begins this comeback. I was only 75% behind the Todd Marinovich comeback...and look how that turned out. I mean, what was I supposed to do with all those Baja jackets?

Champ Bailey said:

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Johnny ****ing Capris?

https://instagr.am/p/BfXK4TgFIDI

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They Look like long pants, bunched up for some indeterminate reason.

Sponge said:

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Wtf... is he using the same marketing company as those ksrdashians?

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I read this in a total hick, redneck accent. Even the misspelling.

That outfit is fine. Especially compared to this:

Aggie87 said:

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He's a clothing salesman, not a football player.

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Reminds me of James McMurtry talking between songs on his live album: "I used to think I was an artist. Come to find out, I'm a beer salesman."

I legit feel sorry for the people still buying Johnny clothes

Why? It's just clothing.