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3:29p, 10/3/17
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Gonna be posting a joke every day this week, forgot to post one yesterday.

#1: Q: What's the worst part of an Alabama fan's family reunion?
A: Seeing all their ex's

#2: Q: Did you hear about the fire in the Bama library?
A: Both books burned but only one was colored in.

BTHO Alabama
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3:33p, 10/3/17
You might just be a Bama fan if you can't read this joke.
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3:35p, 10/3/17
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Always one of my favorites:
Seven and three are ten, not only now, but forever. There has never been a time when seven and three were not ten, nor will there ever be a time when they are not ten. Therefore, I have said that the truth of number is incorruptible and common to all who think. — St. Augustine
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3:39p, 10/3/17
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I find a certain amount of humor that joke #2 attempts to insult the intelligence of someone from Alabama but you use ex's in the first joke.
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3:58p, 10/3/17
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Running of the Gumps is all you need:

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4:09p, 10/3/17
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How is a tornado in Oklahoma just like a divorce in Alabama?


Either way, someone's losing a trailer.
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7:01p, 10/3/17
Slow down. It's a great place. Did you know the toothbrush was invented there? Because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.
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7:59p, 10/3/17
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A good old Ag was driving to College Station for the BAMA game when a deer jumped out in front of him. He swerved his truck and hit a car coming the opposite direction.

Both vehicles were totaled, but the Ag and the other driver got out unharmed. They surveyed the damage. The other car had BAMA flags attached to all the windows and the driver was wearing a Roll Tide shirt.

The Ag said, "Good God we are lucky to be alive." He looked in his truck and saw an unopened whiskey bottle had survived the crash.

"I think this is a sign that we should put away our differences and just toast to us both being alive." And he opened the bottle and handed it to the BAMA fan.

"I agree." Said the BAMA fan and took a long pull off the bottle. He then tried to hand it back to the Ag, but the Ag said, "No thanks, I will just wait for the cops."
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In reply to Rebel Yell • 9:52p, 10/3/17
Rebel Yell said:
A good old Ag was driving to College Station for the BAMA game when a deer jumped out in front of him. He swerved his truck and hit a car coming the opposite direction.

Both vehicles were totaled, but the Ag and the other driver got out unharmed. They surveyed the damage. The other car had BAMA flags attached to all the windows and the driver was wearing a Roll Tide shirt.

The Ag said, "Good God we are lucky to be alive." He looked in his truck and saw an unopened whiskey bottle had survived the crash.

"I think this is a sign that we should put away our differences and just toast to us both being alive." And he opened the bottle and handed it to the BAMA fan.

"I agree." Said the BAMA fan and took a long pull off the bottle. He then tried to hand it back to the Ag, but the Ag said, "No thanks, I will just wait for the cops."
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Definitely Not A Cop
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10:51p, 10/3/17
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How do you castrate a man in Alabama?




You punch his sister in the jaw.
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In reply to rbcs_2 • 5:17a, 10/4/17
rbcs_2 said:
I find a certain amount of humor that joke #2 attempts to insult the intelligence of someone from Alabama but you use ex's in the first joke.
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6:45a, 10/4/17
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Number 1 pick-up line in singles bars in Alabama---"That shore is a purty tooth you got there"
Cooter Brown is my designated driver.
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8:14a, 10/4/17
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True story when I was in Mississippi and headed to Alabama. Lawyers in Jackson asked me what I driving. It was some POS sedan from rental company and they expressed dismay that I wouldn't be able to use the guaranteed pick up line in Alabama "Git in the truck b**ch".
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8:51p, 10/4/17
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It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Texas A&M game. The rest will have to dress themselves.
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11:50p, 10/4/17
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Why is it hard to solve a murder in Alabama?

Everybody has the same DNA and nobody has any dental records.
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8:27a, 10/5/17
In Alabama, roadkill is known as dinner.
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10:29a, 10/5/17
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//What is foreplay in Alabama?




"Hey Sis, you awake?"

BTHO bama//
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10:35p, 10/5/17
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An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-20. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"
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10:50p, 10/5/17
These jokes aren't funny. I've got a bama friend that is going through a hard time. Reading these just tick me off. He's got a nephew that's been in the news for one of those teacher sleeps with student stories. The whole family is really torn up about it. They are even thinking of taking him out of home schooling because of it.
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In reply to Tripacer • 12:33a, 10/6/17
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Tripacer said:
These jokes aren't funny. I've got a bama friend that is going through a hard time. He's got a nephew that's been in the news for one of those teacher sleeps with student stories. The whole family is really torn up about it. They are even thinking of taking him out of home schooling because of it.
I have to admit, I laughed out loud reading this.

Vive Deo et Vives
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In reply to Tripacer • 12:41a, 10/6/17
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11:12a, 10/6/17
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//What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common?




They can both live off of a dead bear for 30 years.//


BTHObama
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