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Dear Coach Sumlin

Ian Neff
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I am your favorite here in the zoo. And it's because of that, I am writing you.

Everyone here knows that you get paid well. Numerous morans all over the state are so jealous of you that they literally can't get thoughts you out of their mind. We both know that's part of the job.

But unlike most of the "people" here, we both know that you'd do this work for free. And it's with that fact in mind that I tell you this:

Texas A&M University is a magical place with a history unlike any other school in the nation, and Kyle Field for many of us, is our favorite place on earth. And if this is your last year, please know that none of us wanted this end. But please keep this fact forever in your heart...

This is our fault. There is something wrong with us. We are the Bermuda of CFB. No one understands it. This place gives miracles (JFF) and doles out curses with reckless abandon (everything else). We are the wandering stars for whom black darkness has been reserved forever.

Someday, when you're hoisting the National Championship Trophy over your head at another school, know that for many of us, you'll be our Andy Dufresne.

You are loved. Amen.
Picard
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Dear OP,

You're an idiot.

Signed,
TexAgs

SidetrackAg
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Hey, that's not nice!
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Would someone just simply forge Ian's prescription refill?!?
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It's not you. It's me.
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With what I've seen of Sumlin's coaching ability the last few years, he shouldn't be doing the work for free, he should be paying TAMU
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Posting when drunk can leave you with regrets
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Ian Neff said:

I am your favorite here in the zoo. And it's because of that, I am writing you.

Everyone here knows that you get paid well. Numerous morans all over the state are so jealous of you that they literally can't get thoughts you out of their mind. We both know that's part of the job.

But unlike most of the "people" here, we both know that you'd do this work for free. And it's with that fact in mind that I tell you this:

Texas A&M University is a magical place with a history unlike any other school in the nation, and Kyle Field for many of us, is our favorite place on earth. And if this is your last year, please know that none of us wanted this end. But please keep this fact forever in your heart...

This is our fault. There is something wrong with us. We are the Bermuda of CFB. No one understands it. This place gives miracles (JFF) and doles out curses with reckless abandon (everything else). We are the wandering stars for whom black darkness has been reserved forever.

Someday, when you're hoisting the National Championship Trophy over your head at another school, know that for many of us, you'll be our Andy Dufresne.

You are loved. Amen.
Either that is most BAS thing ever or you have a great deal of practice dumping romantic interests. "It's not you, it's me."

Either way, that's impressive.
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Nice troll, OP.
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Dear Coach Sumlin:

Jagman83
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Stockholm syndrome is a real thing....
welborn
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Cool OP! Mail it & let's see the stamp postmarked.
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Ian, you're a great poster, so I'm going to go with this is a troll. I hope I'm right
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Picard said:

Dear OP,

You're an idiot.

Signed,
TexAgs




PS **** off
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Picard said:

Dear OP,

You're an idiot.

Signed,
TexAgs




It appears that you favor throwing $ away recklessly. I'd love to talk to you about investment opportunities in Hearne Texas. PM for details.
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Lay off the acid bro.
FriscoKid
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Wow...Just wow!

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Et tu Joannie?
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Ian- I like you but tha fuq?
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Picard said:

Dear OP,

You're an idiot.

Signed,
TexAgs


Love me some Ian, but I was number 52 saying he is an idiot.
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Ian Neff
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That cracked me up. Well, at least you helped to make that dudes life better. He's never had so many stars in his absurd presence here.

Bottom line - I'm not in the camp that says that Sumlin is "arrogant" - and I'm laughing at every single last one of you who claims that he is.

Because y'all were the same people who had some of the most amazing gifs with phallic machine guns representing his awesomeness..... when we were winning. No arrogance accusations then.

The post is simple. It's part troll, part disgust with you all, and part sadness that Sumlin hasn't worked out.

But mostly it's an indictment against whatever it is that plagues us. Ever since RC. We've had a brush with greatness Bc of Johnny, but the rest of the time it's been inexplicable mediocrity. And it bums me out.

So to all of you who don't get it, I'll track you down tomorrow morning at LaMadeline, where you enjoy your quiche, and fight you in the face for REAL.

(That's a joke, for those of you who lack a sense of nuance).
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Ian Neff said:

I am your favorite here in the zoo. And it's because of that, I am writing you.

Everyone here knows that you get paid well. Numerous morans all over the state are so jealous of you that they literally can't get thoughts you out of their mind. We both know that's part of the job.

But unlike most of the "people" here, we both know that you'd do this work for free. And it's with that fact in mind that I tell you this:

Texas A&M University is a magical place with a history unlike any other school in the nation, and Kyle Field for many of us, is our favorite place on earth. And if this is your last year, please know that none of us wanted this end. But please keep this fact forever in your heart...

This is our fault. There is something wrong with us. We are the Bermuda of CFB. No one understands it. This place gives miracles (JFF) and doles out curses with reckless abandon (everything else). We are the wandering stars for whom black darkness has been reserved forever.

Someday, when you're hoisting the National Championship Trophy over your head at another school, know that for many of us, you'll be our Andy Dufresne.

You are loved. Amen.


I love you Ian, maybe because Ian is my middle name but I think it's something more.

I want you to be my boyfriend. I'm not gay but now I'm seriously considering it. No, i want you to be my boyfriend just so you will break up with me and I can feel the bittersweet love that Coach Sumlin knows.

I'm starting to get it, the beauty, the pain, one doesn't exist without the other, the snowflake always has to melt...
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You might have a point, but your original post sucked and your follow up was only a little better.

Which LaMadelines are you going to tomorrow?
Ian Neff
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They can't all be great.
You don't want to be at the LaMadelines Bc it will be a fight.
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Ian Neff said:

They can't all be great.
You don't want to be at the LaMadelines Bc it will be a fight.


Yeah I really do.
Ian Neff
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I don't need help. I got this.
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Way to post to keep your thread going.

It died. It smells dead it's dead.
The only that stinks more than a dead thread is the op keeping it alive.

Let go.
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yell_on_6th st said:

Ian Neff said:

I am your favorite here in the zoo. And it's because of that, I am writing you.

Everyone here knows that you get paid well. Numerous morans all over the state are so jealous of you that they literally can't get thoughts you out of their mind. We both know that's part of the job.

But unlike most of the "people" here, we both know that you'd do this work for free. And it's with that fact in mind that I tell you this:

Texas A&M University is a magical place with a history unlike any other school in the nation, and Kyle Field for many of us, is our favorite place on earth. And if this is your last year, please know that none of us wanted this end. But please keep this fact forever in your heart...

This is our fault. There is something wrong with us. We are the Bermuda of CFB. No one understands it. This place gives miracles (JFF) and doles out curses with reckless abandon (everything else). We are the wandering stars for whom black darkness has been reserved forever.

Someday, when you're hoisting the National Championship Trophy over your head at another school, know that for many of us, you'll be our Andy Dufresne.

You are loved. Amen.


I love you Ian, maybe because Ian is my middle name but I think it's something more.

I want you to be my boyfriend. I'm not gay but now I'm seriously considering it. No, i want you to be my boyfriend just so you will break up with me and I can feel the bittersweet love that Coach Sumlin knows.

I'm starting to get it, the beauty, the pain, one doesn't exist without the other, the snowflake always has to melt...

You two need to get a room.

Or go to the General Board.
Meximan
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Picard said:

Dear OP,

You're an idiot.

Signed,
TexAgs



He's not wrong.
Meximan
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Ian I mean.
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Ian Neff said:

when we were winning.
sorry OP, but can you help jog my memory of when in the sumlin era this was? I'm having a tough time recalling, especially since we've lost our last six games against P5 programs, including one in the big 12 with a 130yr old coach.
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Picard. Nails it.
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