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SEC Teams as Cars

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Ch4rlie
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Love this! http://www.cjponyparts.com/resources/sec-football-teams-vehicles

Also for our former conference... http://www.cjponyparts.com/resources/big-12-football-teams-vehicles
hunter2012
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ham98
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A&M should be a BMW. Expensive, has nice performance specs on paper, but they are always in the shop because they never work like they should.
Flashdiaz
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ham98 said:

A&M should be a BMW. Expensive, has nice performance specs on paper, but they are always in the show because they never work like they should.
also, lacks original style and their owners will defend them to the death.
GetThoseKeysMilo
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I figured we'd be some high-dollar car that routinely breaks down in the middle of a trip.
Punked Shank
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Arkansas should have been a motorcycle for obvious reasons.
94 Killer
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Hummer H2 is the overhyped, under-built has-been that ended the company. Bama is more like a Terradyne Ghurka.
DevilD77
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A&M should have been a FORD truck.. Found On Road Dead!
Emilio Fantastico
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Ours would have the wheels come off about half way through any trip.
92_Ag
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More like a Pontiac Fiero:

Starts with great fanfare
Concept designed by the wrong set of people and with flawed constraints
Bring in oversold hotshot engineers and couple that with constant management changes
Ends up being cobbled together and misses the mark, but marketed as a Ferrari killer
Breaks down spectacularly after a short while
Some parts are better suited for other cars and are often plundered as such

My memory of that automotive disaster might be off, but probably not by much.
Moe 92
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Pretend I have 'Shop skills and the first orange marker says "Oct" and the 2nd says "Nov", and we're this car

Meximan
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A&M:

Gil Renard
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Meximan said:

A&M:




Orange and Bowl-less team moreso fits that
TexanJeff
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Passat? **** you!
northeastag
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This is a pretty funny thread. But the fact that ya'll are writing it and I'm laughing at it tells me we're getting desperate for the season to start.
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Moe 92 said:

Pretend I have 'Shop skills and the first orange marker says "Oct" and the 2nd says "Nov", and we're this car



Yep, we're quick in the front half then all hell breaks loose in the backhalf of he track.
tk for tu juan
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370Z...powerful acceleration? Haha that's a good one
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shouldn't ol miss be a pimp car?
91G 'EM 94GGIES!
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Bockaneer said:

shouldn't ol miss be a pimp car?
It's a disgrace that I can only give one blue star to this post.
To 1,000,000 touchdowns ...and beyond
Meximan
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Bockaneer said:

shouldn't ol miss be a pimp car?

West Point Aggie
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This pointless website could not even get A&Ms currently official logo right...
PharmD4
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Fun concept, weak execution.
BenTheGoodAg
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Or this one:


rebelAg02
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What about Fiat?

- reputation for poor reliability and breaking down half way through its lifespan
- expensive...
- specs looks descent but under-performs
- built its reputation overseas and trying to make a name in a new market using celeb marketing (SWC to Big 12 now SEC)
fistofsouth
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Flashdiaz said:

ham98 said:

A&M should be a BMW. Expensive, has nice performance specs on paper, but they are always in the show because they never work like they should.
also, lacks original style and their owners will defend them to the death.
I'd agree with the owners, but lacks original style? Kidney Gill? Double Headlights? Hofmeister kink? I mean even if other companies used these features from time to time at this point they a quintessentially BMW.
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