Cuz we don't got cheerleaders.

RealTalk said:

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Because we suck. Sumlin is terrible. Our campus is ugly. Our stadium looks like a tackle box. We got a bunch of weirdos acting like they're real soldiers. We're too conservative and don't appeal to the urban athletes.

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AND WE NEED CHEERLEADERS

AggieDruggist89 said:

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Cuz we don't got cheerleaders.

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dayam man you beat me to it

I'm okay with them not cheering so long as they keep dancing.

Meximan said:

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I'm okay with them not cheering so long as they keep dancing.

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one of them is a patient of mine. Sweet lady. and no i won't say which.

2thFixinAg said:

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Meximan said:

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I'm okay with them not cheering so long as they keep dancing.

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one of them is a patient of mine. Sweet lady. and no i won't say which.

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i hope you at least got to see her nekkid

RealTalk said:

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Because we suck. Sumlin is terrible. Our campus is ugly. Our stadium looks like a tackle box. We got a bunch of weirdos acting like they're real soldiers. We're too conservative and don't appeal to the urban athletes.

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You know your last 2 points are dead on!! Plus you guys want to fire a staff that has done a pretty good job recruiting and coaching in said situation!!!

A&M is not Alabama and its not LSU. Be content with 3rd or 4th in the West until we can build some depth and convince some of those urban kids that this isn't the wild west!!!

AggieConvert16 said:

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RealTalk said:

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Because we suck. Sumlin is terrible. Our campus is ugly. Our stadium looks like a tackle box. We got a bunch of weirdos acting like they're real soldiers. We're too conservative and don't appeal to the urban athletes.

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You know your last 2 points are dead on!! Plus you guys want to fire a staff that has done a pretty good job recruiting and coaching in said situation!!!

A&M is not Alabama and its not LSU. Be content with 3rd or 4th in the West until we can build some depth and convince some of those urban kids that this isn't the wild west!!!

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Wrong

BombayAg said:

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2thFixinAg said:

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Meximan said:

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I'm okay with them not cheering so long as they keep dancing.

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one of them is a patient of mine. Sweet lady. and no i won't say which.

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i hope you at least got to see her nekkid

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What kind of dentist office do you go to?

AggieConvert16 said:

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RealTalk said:

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Because we suck. Sumlin is terrible. Our campus is ugly. Our stadium looks like a tackle box. We got a bunch of weirdos acting like they're real soldiers. We're too conservative and don't appeal to the urban athletes.

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You know your last 2 points are dead on!! Plus you guys want to fire a staff that has done a pretty good job recruiting and coaching in said situation!!!

A&M is not Alabama and its not LSU. Be content with 3rd or 4th in the West until we can build some depth and convince some of those urban kids that this isn't the wild west!!!

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so dumb.

Tuscaloosa isn't exactly a thriving metropolis and neither are most college SEC towns. Serious players care about what program gives them the best chance to get to the NFL.

If they care that much about the town they'll be partying in, chances are, they won't make it to the NFL.

BombayAg said:

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2thFixinAg said:

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Meximan said:

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I'm okay with them not cheering so long as they keep dancing.

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one of them is a patient of mine. Sweet lady. and no i won't say which.

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i hope you at least got to see her nekkid

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Might be malpractice for a dentist.

RealTalk said:

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Because we suck. Sumlin is terrible. Our campus is ugly. Our stadium looks like a tackle box. We got a bunch of weirdos acting like they're real soldiers. We're too conservative and don't appeal to the urban athletes.

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A bunch of weirdos acting like soldiers??!! I wasn't one of the, however, I served, in the real Army. When these weirdos become "real soldiers" they are some of the best. Did you ever receive the Medal of Honor as some of these weirdos did, much less serve??!! UH HUH!!!!!!

You did realize that he was being sarcastic, correct?

On a side note, thank you for your service. I am so greateful that my biggest fears include Texas A&M losing a football game or getting injured myself in football. Thanks and Gig'em for protecting our great country.

Missing the sarcasm Debbie Downer....please go away.