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Happy Birthday Redd Foxx
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Last: 7 yr ago by bigdad
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You big dummy!
I named my boy la mont
This is the big one!
How bout I give you five across yo lip???
He will always be missed. I did not know his real last name is Sanford.
Cobra39
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Quote:
Fred G. Sanford: [In the kitchen discussing Betty Jean] That's a big girl, ain't it, son?
Lamont Sanford: And she say she lost 40 pounds.
Fred G. Sanford: If she look behind her, she'll find it.
His all time best line......."If pilgrims had shot bobcats instead of turkeys, we'd all be eating p***y for Thanksgiving."
Can we somehow make that POTD?
Summy has the Fred Sanford jog down pat.
I will knock you out.
Fred was largely responsible for Lamont's obvious self esteem issues.
"Mr. Sandford, do you believe in capital punishment?"
"Yes, I believe everybody in the capital should be punished."
"Yes, I believe everybody in the capital should be punished."
"Old man sitting on a crowded bus tells a young lady 'You can sit on my lap, it's OK I'm an old man'. The bus goes over a bumpy stretch of road. The old man says 'Young lady you're going to have to get up, I'm not as old as I thought"