From the ground up, here's the cheerleader pros.

Aggies have hot girls, but not nearly enough of them get on the camera during games. + Cheerleaders get on the camera a lot during games.

Giving hot girls with clear insecurity issues a uniform just makes it easier to find them and bang them, and it makes the girls who didn't quite make the cut even more insecure.

The Yell Leaders - for the most part - are only on the student side. With the new Kyle Field having all 4 sides full of fans, what better than some fine co-ed ass shaking said ass throughout the hate barn.

They don't need to be full blown cheerleaders - give them 12th Man Towels to wave, have them hump it and do yells along with the students (the view will be fantastic), let them escort the team to the entrance and pass out 12th Man Towels, passback yells where the Yell Leaders aren't, and maybe make their uniform be a pair of maroon booty shorts and a high-cut/no sleeve fitted version of the milk maid outfit or a cut off football jersey look. Maybe even a take on the ASU squad's dress-thingies. Point is, not glittery bull****.

No halftime performance or other performances.

Don't call them cheerleaders. We have yell leaders, and they are the actual leaders on the sideline. Call them the Spirit Squad or something similar.

You could even blend this with the current dance team - bringing lots of positive attention to that team and hopefully raising their 'talent' a lot more.

In summary, hot aggie ladies with lots of camera time humped over.

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I know this is a hard sell for some of you, so here's some material to consider:

You need to get laid…big time

You need to get laid…big time

Also, this is one of the most horny posts I've seen on the zoo and that's saying something

CONS.

Oh, mag, how wrong you always are.

Except for the Oregon and Asu ladies, you posted all professional dancers as your examples. Are you going to be paying these girls for their performances every Saturday?

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Looked at, not listened too.

I'll one-up you my Roman numeraled friend.

Stripper poles. In every section. On raised platforms. With cages.

Dancing girls with flags now. Sure why not cheerleaders. We need to get modern at t.u. on the Brazos. Let's quit being unique and let's be like everyone else. Things that are done at A&M were like no where in the world are so corny now, let's be like all the rest. Let's get rid of being a school of leaders and join the rest of the rah rah schools, be like everyone else. We don't need to be different any longer, times have changed, we need to join the rest, not "join the best." LET'S BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! IDIOTS!!!!!!

12th man foundation should pay for boob jobs for all the cheerleaders. Yell leaders too, I guess, as to not come across as sexist.

I really appreciate the insightful post and the research you did...nice job OP!

I support this message.

SOLD!

op, what part of 'Soldier, Statesman, Knightly Gentleman' did you miss while attending Texas A&M?

BQ07, the only thing about the pics posted and my proposal you were supposed to conclude was that they were attractive females. Sorry that was hard for you. Or soft, apparently.

Aeon, seeing as my proposal in no way diminishes a single thing that makes Texas A&M unique other than how we uniquely grossly under represent our attractive females, you're clearly an old stick in the mud dummy.

What part of we already have them do you not understand?

We don't already have them, and your 1 micrometer squared image does nothing to change that. Moving on.

infinitiaggie, uh, nothing.

What part of Tier 1 institution with an attractive female population that is emerging as a powerhouse in college football/athletics but still can't show a single hottie have you missed, dum dum?

Good post ... Would read again.

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Dancing girls with flags now. Sure why not cheerleaders. We need to get modern at t.u. on the Brazos. Let's quit being unique and let's be like everyone else. Things that are done at A&M were like no where in the world are so corny now, let's be like all the rest. Let's get rid of being a school of leaders and join the rest of the rah rah schools, be like everyone else. We don't need to be different any longer, times have changed, we need to join the rest, not "join the best." LET'S BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! IDIOTS!!!!!!

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obviously, more than part of it....
you ended your sentence with 'dum dum' ? really...

This is your main point: "In summary, hot aggie ladies with lots of camera time humped over."

Really? but I wont resort to calling your a pig, that would be more a statement of fact.

Mmmmm!! MOAR Cheerleaders!!

Oh **** off, infiniti. I am not going to apologize for having a joking nature on the zoo of all places. As for being a pig - on a board that has Rule 1 and nearly constant hottie threads - you can **** off for that as well.

Regardless of the nature of how I made my points, they're still the same.

We will never see uniforms like the NFL cheerleaders on Kyle Field, but keep dreaming.

stetson, how is it so hard for you to realize those were just hottie pics, not examples of uniforms? The only uniform i described that has a picture close to it is the ASU uniform; which isn't pro.

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C XXX,
My point was that posting pics of professional dancers as an argument for cheerleaders at A&M doesn't fit. Half of the Tampa Bay squad are former\future pole dancers. Not that there is anything wrong with that, I've blown quite a few pay checks at gentlemen clubs across the country.

I've got no problem with A&M starting a cheerleader\spirit squad to complement the yell leaders, but stick with college cheerleaders as examples if you want to a serious argument.

Being a sausagefest on TV is a tradition. Anyone who wants to see something other than sweaty BQs when JFF isn't on the screen is a new army 2%er.

AgBQ07, for flippity ****'s sake, they weren't examples, they were just hottie pics!

Tedal, you're right. I concede my entire point. My sincere apologies for anyone who was offended by me trying to improve our image issues.

I can't think while looking at hotties!

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For the gheys on this board. By that I mean infinit, BQ, aeon.









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