Made my night.

Hoping this "Dear Akita" gag turns into an ongoing thing.

If texags radio takes off, and they ever decide to launch The TexAgs Network, a reality show centered around Akita would complete my life.

Oh Mylanta...

That was the funniest sheet I've read on here in a long time.

Akita is money.

Akita = gem

unmade bed: If billy luicci could get me an author for my operations and life experiences. I would do it for free. The problem is the authors that get interested always have a book going on. And when the 1994 operation and my life story were about to get off the ground. Bin ladeden gets killed and then the 30 seals get blown out of the air. So I will never really be the hot story of the month,But if someone can pull that off. I garuantee I will do it for free. Not trying to make money off of it,Just think the real story needs to be told. Interesting story on a certain author and hollywood. But this al qada thing keeps getting in the way.lol.

Holy **** Akita, you are the mother ****ing man

Akita, are you coming to any Aggie games this year. Damn I would love to meet you.

um... ibtd?

JEEZUS I could only read one sentence at a time I was laughing so hard LMFAO!

YES! That was awesome

brazagg: I think by schedule there is only one game I could make. Aggies had there off week this week. Nebraska has there off week when you are out of town. so only the Texas game I could make. I just dont think there will be a ticket for that game. Plus crowds make me go crazy. I already had one offer of tickets to the Texas game. But they are in the crowd section. I wouldnt make it with all the people. It would have to be a sky box thing or me just hanging at a tailgate watching from outside the stadium. If I can find a tailgate to hang out and watch the game (texas) I will be there. I have a game to watch the following morning at 11am. So I will have to shoot back to Austin rather quickly. Would I love to hang with the aggies in a crowd for a game? Yes. Mentally I cannot do it. If you can make it happen I will be there.

This is such greatness I'm claiming a page 2. Totally allsome.

As I was reading Akita's reply I kept asking myself why more words weren't filtered out. LOL!!!!

Akita......the man, the myth, the legend!

Un believeable

Bleacher seats. Best. If crowd gets uncomfortable walk down and watch jumbotron from grassy area.

Wiping tears from the threesome. Oddly I feel satisfied. Oh, dang.......

law-apt-3g: I am not familar with your stadium rules. When I went to a nebraska game, you could leave your seats for the bathroom,but trying to change sections got you thrown out. You have to remember what culture of football I came from. It is always sold out and you have to get lucky to change sections.

Page 2 straight up.

NEW FOURM:

Dear Akita/Penthouse Forum Advise:

How do I tear down a fence and do stuff all over a Baylro chick?

GOLD!

Dave R74: call me on tuesday. Wife is at college. Sad thing is,what I wrote is a true story. Just cant talk in front of my wife about it. I just flipped the analogy of it.Columbian hookers and pride is what they got from some grunts. It wasnt just me that did this action.

The first response was Epic!! The second response was off the charts....columbian hookers.....priceless.....and to think, as I read this thread I kept thinking about the other side of A-41, the side that posted during actual daylight hours, about talks with BL's mom,
etc.....you can't make things like this up.....

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what is a-41? Am I doing another dear Akita thread next Saturday?

How is this thread still up?

Akita is 7 feet tall, So Ive heard

Dear Akita,

It looks like I have made a poop slap bet with Texags but no one on Texags side has said they will take the bet. If I am wrong do I still have to poop slap myself?

Thanks,
HogFansReunited

I live in Austin, there's no reason for me not to know Akita. I will make this happen.

If you are ever in Cut& Shoot look me up

no words, just wow, wow

Akita was awesome in Wall Street and Major League. Two and a Half men won't be the same without him.