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Pathetic excuse for man only runs half marathon

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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/pathetic-excuse-for-man-only-runs-half-marathon-20170920136137

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A FEEBLE loser has announced plans to run a pathetic 13 miles to derision from his friends, family and colleagues.

27 year-old Tom Logan declared his intention to run a half marathon to ashamed loved ones who cannot understand why he is humiliating himself, and them, like this.

Wife Clare Logan said: "I'm standing by Tom. Even though he's only half a man."

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"Clearly it's mortifying to see your husband debase himself like this when everyone else's is doing the full 26.2, but I suppose at least he felt he could be honest with me rather than sneaking off and doing it in the dead of night.

"I just wish he'd do it dressed as a sausage, so nobody would know."

Colleague Stephen Malley said: "He's asking for sponsor money. Can you imagine? I don't hand over a tenner to someone who's given up before he's started.

"After 13 miles he shouldn't even be out of breath."



Pretty harsh. We know 13.1 is a woman distance, but these Brits are brutal to him.
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Oogway
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^^ I love that movie!!
Jim01
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Love that movie as well. Directed by Friends' David Schwimmer.
Endo Ag
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What movie is that. Doesn't look like Hot Fuzz, which is the only Simon Pegg cop movie I know.
wangus12
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Endo Ag said:

What movie is that. Doesn't look like Hot Fuzz, which is the only Simon Pegg cop movie I know.
Run Fatboy Run.

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Dog finishes 7th in half marathon
Sure, easy distance. No training required.







SIAP
wangus12
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Damn naked race bandit!
98Ag99Grad
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Oogway said:

^^ I love that movie!!
That blister on his foot tho...
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