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Sly and Dora just speed-dialed Hotez.
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Just because it is all green doesn't mean we are safe. We need to wait 2 more weeks to make sure this isn't the dip after the spike and before the rebound.
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So I guess Labor Day and going back to school made absolutely no impact...I'm shocked I tell you
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Just because it is all green doesn't mean we are safe. We need to wait 2 more weeks to make sure this isn't the dip after the spike and before the rebound.

Green is the new red - Dora (probably)
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Just because it is all green doesn't mean we are safe. We need to wait 2 more weeks to make sure this isn't the dip after the spike and before the rebound.
Beware the dead* cat bounce


*complications from COVID occurring in the past 2 weeks
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Going all green for 2 weeks does not mean Dora walks back her stupid color chart completely, right? I thought I read it meant she will downgrade from Red to Orange
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gougler08 said:

So I guess Labor Day and going back to school made absolutely no impact...I'm shocked I tell you
Yeah, weren't we all supposed to be dead by now?
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But what is our **** water telling us?!?! We aren't out of the woods yet!!!
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BowSowy said:

Going all green for 2 weeks does not mean Dora walks back her stupid color chart completely, right? I thought I read it meant she will downgrade from Red to Orange


Who knows. Nobody knows. You think she knows? She's making this **** up as she goes along.
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Poor Lina. The flu + covid death stack didn't happen in time.

I wonder how she'll explain her code red at the next fear conference? Potential Halloween spike?
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So the city approved 25% capacity at NRG for Texans game. Makes sense

Lina must be fuming
Jet Black
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Good luck getting 25k to show up.
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htxag09 said:

But what is our **** water telling us?!?! We aren't out of the woods yet!!!
Have you tried allowing the water supply to operate a food truck on its premises? If it repels the Ronas, surely it will repel an amoeba.
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XpressAg09 said:






And don't forget, all the children are supposed to have been dead for two weeks now.
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Commissioner Cagle tested positive for COVID-19.
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The daily posts and reposts from the Houston health dept and Sly on the socials with the numbers are so dumb. I like to throw a comment in and just watch all the sheep followers get jimmies rustled
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Do it! I could see the coronabros/bras being highly offended by a jetchism.
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jswags said:

Do it! I could see the coronabros/bras being highly offended by a jetchism.


When I do it's not even dickish - they do not like facts against Sir Sly, even when the backlogged numbers are LESS than 200, which has been the thunderboner all along
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Hey how's life in Japanese prison going?
Ag_07
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So...Who's gonna tell him it's not chucky because it's frozen?
AgLiving06
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I got a cold over the weekend. For a hot minute I thought about getting a covid test, but honestly, I don't want to be part of their stats.

Fortunately whatever I had was mild and I'm about over it.
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AgLiving06 said:

I got a cold over the weekend. For a hot minute I thought about getting a covid test, but honestly, I don't want to be part of their stats.

Fortunately whatever I had was mild and I'm about over it.


You had COVID.
AgLiving06
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Whew. So I was one of the lucky few to make it?
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AgLiving06 said:

I got a cold over the weekend. For a hot minute I thought about getting a covid test, but honestly, I don't want to be part of their stats.

Fortunately whatever I had was mild and I'm about over it.
"Close enough! COVID POSITIVE!" [/Hotze & Dora]
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AgLiving06 said:

Whew. So I was one of the lucky few to make it?
Just don't die and you won't be a COVID death.
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jetch17 said:

The daily posts and reposts from the Houston health dept and Sly on the socials with the numbers are so dumb. I like to throw a comment in and just watch all the sheep followers get jimmies rustled
I reluctantly watched a video they posted yesterday, and Lina was trying so hard to explain why they are keeping the threat level at red. Her argument was "Numbers are down, cases are down, hospitalizations are down, but even though we only have 400 new cases daily we don't know who those 400 people have been around." I should not have been shocked but I was. It only served to reinforce what I already knew. They are not going to let this go until they get the green light from their overlords.
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She's such an idiot.

If the current situation is code red then what is she going to do if the spike she is hoping for actually happens? Double super red? It's irresponsible messaging to not distinguish now from the peak spread period.
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Jugstore Cowboy
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You ever tried to help a woman pick out a paint? There's a whole lot of shades.

We can have 300 updates and Lina will still have us in the red.
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XpressAg09 said:

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I'm claiming this as green enough. Day 3.
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CFTXAG10 said:

jetch17 said:

The daily posts and reposts from the Houston health dept and Sly on the socials with the numbers are so dumb. I like to throw a comment in and just watch all the sheep followers get jimmies rustled
I reluctantly watched a video they posted yesterday, and Lina was trying so hard to explain why they are keeping the threat level at red. Her argument was "Numbers are down, cases are down, hospitalizations are down, but even though we only have 400 new cases daily we don't know who those 400 people have been around." I should not have been shocked but I was. It only served to reinforce what I already knew. They are not going to let this go until they get the green light from their overlords.

It's all nonsense at this point. They don't know who the 400 people have been around, but they do know how infectious the 400 are, but they won't tell us that.
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From a KPRC story

Quote:

"We designed the system so that we would come out of red better than when we went into it," Hidalgo explained.

"If I were advising the county, I would say it probably is time to reduce that threat level, cause mostly everything is moving in the right direction," said Dr. McDeavitt.

Instead, this week Hidalgo addressed the issue and doubled down.

She's sticking with Red = Stay Home.

So what does this mean for you? Not much, really since the county can only "recommend" you stay home. Only Governor Greg Abbott can "mandate" it. Right now, he's not doing that.
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