I still remember the first time I found out her husband's name was Mutt. She was accepting some kind of award on the CMA/ACM/insert one of the fifty other award shows here, and she said "I'd like to thank my husband, Mutt." My dad and I looked at each other and simultaneously said "Mutt?" and then busted out laughing our ass off.
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
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