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Can anyone decode this subtle Yelp review?

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Liquid Wrench
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btw, most entrees here are ~$20, for which I guess she was expecting an elite social experience.
Diggity
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North?
Al Bula
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Wow that chick is nuts! Spent two nights in a free standing ER because of bronchitis?

Liquid Wrench
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Diggity said:

North?
Grotto.

I just enjoyed the line about the Cheesecake Factory. You know she was proud of herself for coming up with a clever way to describe the clientele.
Diggity
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Ha... La Grigilia prices, owner, and menu.
RK
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I like North.
Tom Hagen
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At a place with that mix of clientele, the best waitstaff would be fighting to get my table and I would get great service.
Marauder Blue 6
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RPM said:

Wow that chick is nuts! Spent two nights in a free standing ER because of bronchitis?


I'd love to see the bill for that.
David_Puddy
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I knew that chick looked familiar. I was looking at reviews of that new Chapman & Kirby spot the other day.....

Looks like she's a wannabe socialite
David Carr
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From one of her reviews:

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Forced valet...
She would fit in on this board.
drumboy
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"Forced valet"? Park that **** in the street.
Liquid Wrench
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The crowd was nicely diverse in terms of age and ethnicity. Most people were dressed up and looking stylish, but many others were not. Would love to see them step up on dress code because it's just no fun being around people in sneakers and denim shorts when you're in a cocktail dress
I wonder how hoored up she got to go to Cheesecake Factory or Grotto only to find out there were regular old people there.
Biz Ag
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chimpanzee
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ChiliBeans said:


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The crowd was nicely diverse in terms of age and ethnicity. Most people were dressed up and looking stylish, but many others were not. Would love to see them step up on dress code because it's just no fun being around people in sneakers and denim shorts when you're in a cocktail dress
I wonder how hoored up she got to go to Cheesecake Factory or Grotto only to find out there were regular old people there.

Seems a lady can't find anywhere to enjoy three pounds of fried macaroni and cheese without having to endure jorts these days.
RK
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someone escort that young lady to dallas where she belongs.
schmendeler
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how much effort does one have to put into becoming "yelp elite"?
Ferris Wheel Allstar
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RK said:

someone escort that young lady to dallas where she belongs.
Did somebody say escort?

/Hugh Freeze
Al Bula
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She's vegetarian and is too high class for T-Bone's.
Liquid Wrench
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I figured you were joking but she actually did write a review of T-Bone's.
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The group I came with was nice, young professionals, but the rest of the clientele was pretty old, super casual and some were bordering on unpresentable. Again, this isn't the type of place I frequent
We love you too, sweety.

I usually just scan yelp for photos of restaurants I haven't been to. The people who think it's important to write up their detailed reviews of the crowds and **** are kind of hilarious. Guess that's what it takes to be "elite."
Petrino1
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Wow, reading some of her reviews makes me want to stab myself in the neck. She seems like such an entitled, pretentious, pain in the butt! I've dated a few girls like that who claimed to be so down to earth and "chill", but they were anything but. Guaranteed shes a secretary or something making 40k but lives that fancy lifestyle with the help of daddy.
FlyFish95
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ChiliBeans said:





btw, most entrees here are ~$20, for which I guess she was expecting an elite social experience.
All you need to do is look at her face and there's your answer.
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RPM said:

Wow that chick is nuts! Spent two nights in a free standing ER because of bronchitis?


Lol, FSEDs can't observe more than 24 hours. Supposed to transfer to hospital for inpatient monitoring or discharge. Wonder how they billed that out...
David_Puddy
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RK said:

I like North.

Peter?
eeinhouston
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Ducks4brkfast
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ea1060 said:

Guaranteed shes a secretary or something making 40k but lives that fancy lifestyle with the help of daddy.
Dude, she's a professionally certified makeup artist.

https://www.annakalita.com/


Al Bula
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Ducks4brkfast said:

ea1060 said:

Guaranteed shes a secretary or something making 40k but lives that fancy lifestyle with the help of daddy.
Dude, she's a professionally certified makeup artist.

https://www.annakalita.com/



solid find. After looking at her Instagram I get the sense she is a tagthesponsor chick or blowing Russian mafia guys for support.
StillNotAnAggie
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RPM said:

Ducks4brkfast said:

ea1060 said:

Guaranteed shes a secretary or something making 40k but lives that fancy lifestyle with the help of daddy.
Dude, she's a professionally certified makeup artist.

https://www.annakalita.com/



solid find. After looking at her Instagram I get the sense she is a tagthesponsor chick or blowing Russian mafia guys for support.
You might not be too far off.

From the "About" section of her website: "Her career began in Russia, but her training was received in Hollywood and New York. She is now located in Houston, Texas."
David_Puddy
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We'd all smash too.....except for the guy on the News chick thread that called Kaitlyn Monte average. He wouldn't let his tiny peen anywhere near this....


https://instagr.am/p/BJAwhS6AcCL
Diggity
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It's all coming together. Russians are about as racist as they come. Some mail-order bride now feels like she deserves better than hanging out with some minorities.
aggie7911
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Isn't that how most white people feel? Just saying.
CDUB98
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Well, while I agree with y'all that she seems like a pretentious little Instagram whooooar, I agree with her review of The Grotto.

My MIL likes it, so we've been a few times. I was always underwhelmed with what I received versus the price.
CDUB98
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Now, one of you need to post more of those Instagram pics.
Liquid Wrench
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Diggity said:

It's all coming together. Russians are about as racist as they come. Some mail-order bride now feels like she deserves better than hanging out with some minorities.
She did mention she approves of the ethnic diversity at that club Puddy linked to.

Also, wondering what this means in her IG tags:


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Ph: Shatter Leaf

*and for cdub:

https://instagr.am/p/BKjCEyWDnKm
The Wonderer
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ChiliBeans said:

Diggity said:

It's all coming together. Russians are about as racist as they come. Some mail-order bride now feels like she deserves better than hanging out with some minorities.
She did mention she approves of the ethnic diversity at that club Puddy linked to.

Also, wondering what this means in her IG tags:


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Ph: Shatter Leaf

Sounds like hippie toilet paper.
White Liberals=The Worst
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David_Puddy said:

We'd all smash too.....except for the guy on the News chick thread that called Kaitlyn Monte average. He wouldn't let his tiny peen anywhere near this....


https://instagr.am/p/BJAwhS6AcCL
Who the hell called KM average? Should be banned.
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