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There is an awesome motif of Psychotic Texana kitsch going on in this home. The listing is not clear if all this bullsh t is included in the 1,275,000 price tag.

LINK: http://www.har.com/4302-colony-west-dr/sale_78077894?cid=jessicat





























Martin Q. Blank
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House sells itself. Who says you need to declutter before listing?
Ragoo
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what the even ****?
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gambochaman
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X_o
Rustys-Beef-o-Reeno
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Wtf?
Milwaukees Best Light
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And that was after the professional stager.
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Yeah i'm going to bet all those manikins are actual unsuspecting people that went into that house never to come back again
Ag03 CQE
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Tonight, on "Hoarders"...
Al Bula
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I believe this is the owner: http://www.whateverjewelrybysandralucille.com/
TriAg2010
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Be nice or leave, guys.
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Quote:

The listing is not clear if all this bullsh t is included in the 1,275,000 price tag.
Oh but it is.

Sorry guys. You don't get the keep the art.

From one of the picture captions.

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"Another view of the master bedroom. Huge sitting area and so much natural light. Unfortunately the art goes with the artist."
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TriAg2010 said:

Be nice or leave, guys.
Are you the owner or the realtor?
Biz Ag
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Quote:

"Another view of the master bedroom. Huge sitting area and so much natural light. Unfortunately the art goes with the artist."


Dropping acid at regular intervals and decorating your home does not make you an artist.
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I'd **** myself if I ever stumbled around drunk in that house and saw any one of the ~150 life-size mannequins in the dark.
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I feel claustrophobic just looking at the pictures
Hulla Baller
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Can you imagine how much dust is all over that *****
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RPM said:

I believe this is the owner: http://www.whateverjewelrybysandralucille.com/
It appears so. I bet there are some dead cats in that house as well.
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Ok, is it just me, or does the person in the middle of the pic on the top right look like they have giant boobs hanging out?
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TriAg2010 said:

Be nice or leave, guys.

If you are class of 2010 and have already collected all that crap, I can't even imagine what your next place looks like when you are really old!
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If anyone has read The Stand by Stephen King, this may resonate with you. In The Stand, there is a mentally 'tarded man who organizes all sorts of clutter like stuffed animals in mannequins in lifelike poses and logical positions.

When I saw this house listing, I immediately though of Tom Cullen from The Stand.

Here's a clip of the mental character and the eerie decorations.



Flashdiaz
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Not just on the inside.


guarded entry:




and the groundskeeper:
MAS444
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Uh...that's a dude.
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RPM said:

If anyone has read The Stand by Stephen King, this may resonate with you. In The Stand, there is a mentally 'tarded man who organizes all sorts of clutter like stuffed animals in mannequins in lifelike poses and logical positions.

When I saw this house listing, I immediately though of Tom Cullen from The Stand.

Here's a clip of the mental character and the eerie decorations.




M-O-O-N, that spells freak.
aTm2004
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Yeah, but given the house and the times we live in...
chimpanzee
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You could probably make some good money on a leaseback. You know whoever owns all that junk isn't going to be able to pack it all up very quickly. Put some hellacious monthly rent on that thing after close if its not cleaned.
Diggity
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very strange indeed.

It's like they photoshopped him in there.

MAS444
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It looks like it's a real, normal family pic with that naked dude (or whatever) added in after the fact a la Costanza. So weird...
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GOD DAMMIT
Liquid Wrench
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From r/houston, I had to zoom in to see where the Nope was:



I imagine the owner is one of those ladies who just adores New Orleans and wanted her home to have the feel of one of those creepy ass junk shops on Magazine or Royal streets.
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

TriAg2010 said:

Be nice or leave, guys.

If you are class of 2010 and have already collected all that crap, I can't even imagine what your next place looks like when you are really old!


He's just quoting the sign in the bathroom. This house is crazy...
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ChiliBeans said:

From r/houston, I had to zoom in to see where the Nope was:



I imagine the owner is one of those ladies who just adores New Orleans and wanted her home to have the feel of one of those creepy ass junk shops on Magazine or Royal streets.
what's circled?
aTm2004
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Creeper mannequin looking in the window.
Madman
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This person singly handedly made the owner of Buc-ees millions.
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