My time has come. My oats are sown.

I recommend Dr Dan French. I used him back at the start of April. Very generous with the numbing and it was a quick procedure. Plus he's an Aggie.

Keith Waguespack is a former Aggie football player and an excellent urologist. He did mine. He's in Irving.

Coworker had a 5 year old & 3 year old twins. Got snipped after the twins. Been back twice since and tested successfully that he had no swimmers. Last week his daughter was born. Lolz oops.

I suggest having your wife's tubes removed. Or live in fear.

Oh dear.

Yep. Time for a paternity test.

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Hincemm said:

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GTBullitt68 said:

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I recommend Dr Dan French. I used him back at the start of April. Very generous with the numbing and it was a quick procedure. Plus he's an Aggie.

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nothing like talking aggie football while having your manhood stripped away

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So basically reliving the Fran years?

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babyshark said:

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Coworker had a 5 year old & 3 year old twins. Got snipped after the twins. Been back twice since and tested successfully that he had no swimmers. Last week his daughter was born. Lolz oops.

I suggest having your wife's tubes removed. Or live in fear.

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I have a friend who is a urologist (in Little Rock not DFW). He has had 17 men complain about pregnancies after a vasectomy. After testing, he has had 17 men go home to have serious conversations with their wives.

Another friend had a child eight years after his vasectomy (not doctor from above). After testing, he was not at zero.

Moral: Choose wisely!

Might be time to talk to a family lawyer. Have him call me.

Also, my brother, Eric Smith, is a urologist. He has had a couple men come back complaining about their vasectomies. Unfortunately or not, those vasectomies worked.

SuzyQ06 said:

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Might be time to talk to a family lawyer. Have him call me.

Also, my brother, Eric Smith, is a urologist. He has had a couple men come back complaining about their vasectomies. Unfortunately or not, those vasectomies worked.

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My wife and I were in Mexico 8 months after our daughter was born. I had a vasectomy months prior. She thought she had little stomach bug from down there. Fast forward 1 week, she is 3 months pregnant. I call for a follow up and tell the Dr she's pregnant. He immediately starts taking copious notes and explains that this may not be a a good day. Asks for a sample, I deliver the next day and wait on the phone call. 4pm, Doc calls. "This is the least awkward of the two awkward conversations we could have. You are still fertile"

So I got to have two vasectomies.

Lots of Docs like to claim it doesn't happen, but IIRC the actual failure rate is somewhere between 1-2% over 5 years.

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Had our third kid about a year after my first vasectomy. I did not get tested until after the wife told me. Doctor called me two days after the first test and said I still had swimmers. Told him he owes me a college education but settled for a free second go at it.

I had a good time telling the wife that the doctor assured me there was no sperm in my samples. The look of "I swear to god I didn't cheat" on her face was great.

Do your follow up!!

Damn Deats. Our ears must have been ringing.

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"I swear to god I didn't cheat" on her face was great. - it's a great look. Considering my wife about had a breakdown bc this was our fourth and was only 14 months after our third, I was pretty sure she was faithful before the test.

I had clean tests at 2 and 6 weeks after the first one. He tested at 4 and 10 the second time.
In Texas, you have no standing to sue for future kid costs**, so a second one is all you get. We did know someone else who's Doc put $5k in a 529 for the kid.

** You can sue for loss of marital bliss, but woe to the man that is bold enough to testify that he is no longer attracted to his wife after another kid.

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03ki11erAG said:

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Had our third kid about a year after my first vasectomy. I did not get tested until after the wife told me. Doctor called me two days after the first test and said I still had swimmers. Told him he owes me a college education but settled for a free second go at it.

I had a good time telling the wife that the doctor assured me there was no sperm in my samples. The look of "I swear to god I didn't cheat" on her face was great.

Do your follow up!!

Damn Deats. Our ears must have been ringing.

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"I swear to god I didn't cheat" on her face was great. - it's a great look. Considering my wife about had a breakdown bc this was our fourth and was only 14 months after our third, I was pretty sure she was faithful before the test.

I had clean tests at 2 and 6 weeks after the first one. He tested at 4 and 10 the second time.
In Texas, you have no standing to sue for future kid costs**, so a second one is all you get. We did know someone else who's Doc put $5k in a 529 for the kid.

** You can sue for loss of marital bliss, but woe to the man that is bold enough to testify that he is no longer attracted to his wife after another kid.

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We both had a break down. Wife thought she was having a 3-4 day hangover. She was late about 4 weeks. She finally took the test and I damn near started crying. Drove right to the store and bought three more tests.

I can't believe yours failed after two follow up tests. I don't care how faithful a marriage is, you have to raise an eyebrow when that happens. Haha

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Deats said:

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03ki11erAG said:

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Had our third kid about a year after my first vasectomy. I did not get tested until after the wife told me. Doctor called me two days after the first test and said I still had swimmers. Told him he owes me a college education but settled for a free second go at it.

I had a good time telling the wife that the doctor assured me there was no sperm in my samples. The look of "I swear to god I didn't cheat" on her face was great.

Do your follow up!!

Damn Deats. Our ears must have been ringing.

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"I swear to god I didn't cheat" on her face was great. - it's a great look. Considering my wife about had a breakdown bc this was our fourth and was only 14 months after our third, I was pretty sure she was faithful before the test.

I had clean tests at 2 and 6 weeks after the first one. He tested at 4 and 10 the second time.
In Texas, you have no standing to sue for future kid costs**, so a second one is all you get. We did know someone else who's Doc put $5k in a 529 for the kid.

** You can sue for loss of marital bliss, but woe to the man that is bold enough to testify that he is no longer attracted to his wife after another kid.

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We both had a break down. Wife thought she was having a 3-4 day hangover. She was late about 4 weeks. She finally took the test and I damn near started crying. Drove right to the store and bought three more tests.

I can't believe yours failed after two follow up tests. I don't care how faithful a marriage is, you have to raise an eyebrow when that happens. Haha

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Oh, he tested me again. I was blowing live swimmers.

Yeah he ran back to the doc after finding out. Thankfully (or not) he had swimmers again.

You guys are scaring me a bit. Wild stories!

https://texags.com/forums/34/topics/2501217/1

I thought it was longer

GTBullitt68 said:

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I recommend Dr Dan French. I used him back at the start of April. Very generous with the numbing and it was a quick procedure. Plus he's an Aggie.

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His uncle, Bob French, is a TV weatherman in BCS.

Get snipped, catch up on Aggie sports and the latest weather forecast.

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I thought it was longer

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Your doctor said that? Uncalled for.

Don't Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!