Ok, here we go again, no beast. Walmart out Kroger out and HEB nada. This happened before but I don't know or why. All other beers are full in the cases. WTF!
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Milwaukee's Best Light
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Last: 3 yr ago by EMY92
Time to upgrade.
First TP, then sanitizer, now the beast, damn you to hell covid
Lost my first wife to a woman
Lost my second to a man
Lost my third wife to my cousin
Lost my fifth wife to my aunt
I said you gotta train them girls
Like bulldogs, boys
If you want to keep them around
I got a case of old milwaukee
She won't never let me down
I like to drink em with my friends around
Suck em back till i hit the ground
They're here with me and
They'll be here till the end
Well the wife and the kids and the dogs are gone
And i can't get jesus on the phone
But old milwaukee's best is my best friend
They say old milwaukee ain't the best way
For the american boy to go
I got a dually pickup truck
I got ten miles of open road
My windshield is marked with gravel
And my rearview is streaked with tears
I got the pages of larry flint
To show me the honeys of the year
I like to drink em with my friends around
Suck em back till i hit the ground
They're here with me and
They'll be here till the end
Well the wife and the kids and the dogs are gone
And i can't get jesus on the phone
But old milwaukee's best is my best friend
Oil prices are dropping now
And my third wife had enough of that
She ran off to the holy land with yassir arafat
He's got thirteen girls in a harem
He's got carpets and bags and beads
I got a 12-pack of old milwaukee
And i got one more trick up my sleeve
I like to drink em with my friends around
Suck em back till i hit the ground
They're here with me and
They'll be here till the end
Well the wife and the kids and the dogs are gone
And i can't get jesus on the phone
But old milwaukee's best is my best friend
My daddy was a preacher
In church full of old outlaws
I've got about as much fear of satan
As i've got of santa claus
And i've read the revelations
I'm not worried in the least
I got three six-packs of old milwaukee
And the number of the beast
Lost my second to a man
Lost my third wife to my cousin
Lost my fifth wife to my aunt
I said you gotta train them girls
Like bulldogs, boys
If you want to keep them around
I got a case of old milwaukee
She won't never let me down
I like to drink em with my friends around
Suck em back till i hit the ground
They're here with me and
They'll be here till the end
Well the wife and the kids and the dogs are gone
And i can't get jesus on the phone
But old milwaukee's best is my best friend
They say old milwaukee ain't the best way
For the american boy to go
I got a dually pickup truck
I got ten miles of open road
My windshield is marked with gravel
And my rearview is streaked with tears
I got the pages of larry flint
To show me the honeys of the year
I like to drink em with my friends around
Suck em back till i hit the ground
They're here with me and
They'll be here till the end
Well the wife and the kids and the dogs are gone
And i can't get jesus on the phone
But old milwaukee's best is my best friend
Oil prices are dropping now
And my third wife had enough of that
She ran off to the holy land with yassir arafat
He's got thirteen girls in a harem
He's got carpets and bags and beads
I got a 12-pack of old milwaukee
And i got one more trick up my sleeve
I like to drink em with my friends around
Suck em back till i hit the ground
They're here with me and
They'll be here till the end
Well the wife and the kids and the dogs are gone
And i can't get jesus on the phone
But old milwaukee's best is my best friend
My daddy was a preacher
In church full of old outlaws
I've got about as much fear of satan
As i've got of santa claus
And i've read the revelations
I'm not worried in the least
I got three six-packs of old milwaukee
And the number of the beast
For someone named snaglepuss, that is a upgradeb0ridi said:
Time to upgrade.
Someone is doing you a favor. Accept it with gratitude and move on.
In the ridiculous battle for shelf space against the legions of hard seltzers, MBL is perhaps an early casualty.
They still make that?
Milwaukee's Best Light is the stuff left over after they make Miller Lite. Top shelf!
I used to drink Miller Lite but it go too expensive so I went with the beast. Now I like it better than Miller Lite. Gotta do what you gotta do in retirement.
I wasn't aware of the shortage of horse urine in Wisconsin...
They're waiting for the thaw. It was much colder there than here in the cold snap.