47 Rattlers in a jar

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One of my ranch manager's rattlesnakes gave birth on Sunday. She had 47 live births and 1 that never busted out of the embryo sac (it's the one on the yardstick). I hate these damned things.


johnrth
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NOPE!!
VoreMoar12
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Jar full of "F*** you, Buddy", right there.
normaleagle05
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My freezer is pretty full but I could make room for a few hours.
Aggieangler93
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Would all those make one belt or pair of boots?

Asking for a friend....
GIG 'EM - Class of '93
Dad of Class of '22
javajaws
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I hope nobody has pissed you off recently!
Ragoo
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They are kind of cute when little.
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javajaws said:

I hope nobody has pissed you off recently!

Just waiting for antifa to come riot in my neighborhood back home. I'll see you're Molotov cocktail and raise you a South Texas cocktail.
aggie0959
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I caught 7 in Coleman on Saturday
Sazerac
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They have litters of 50 at a time!?!
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Sazerac said:

They have litters of 50 at a time!?!


I think a group of rattlers is actually called a Nightmare
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Aggieangler93 said:

Would all those make one belt or pair of boots?

Asking for a friend....


Hat bands!
Mr. AGSPRT04
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AnScAggie said:

One of my ranch manager's rattlesnakes gave birth on Sunday.

docb
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**** I found one about that size I'm my yard last week. It means there might be 46 more out there!!
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Sooper Jeenyus
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Miss going to the rattlesnake roundup when I was a kid.
FIDO*98*
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Replace that lid with one that doesn't have air holes
Willy Wonka
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Uh, how'd he get them in the jar?
Burdizzo
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It is like a school bus for rattlesnakes.
hellapark
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Texas Molotov
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To bad a litter of that size is not of something useful!
Emotional Support Statue
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Put them in food containers and feed them til they grow, and then sue the company?
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Willy Wonka said:

Uh, how'd he get them in the jar?
Very carefully
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Emotional Support Statue said:

Put them in food containers and feed them til they grow, and then sue the company?

rock08
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That would make a great white elephant gift
EMY92
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rock08 said:

That would make a great white elephant gift
Only if the jar won't shatter when dropped or thrown.
Willy Wonka
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AnScAggie said:

One of my ranch manager's rattlesnakes gave birth on Sunday. She had 47 live births and 1 that never busted out of the embryo sac (it's the one on the yardstick). I hate these damned things.



I think we may have missed the pertinent info here. Does the ranch manager KEEP rattlesnakes?
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normaleagle05 said:

My freezer is pretty full but I could make room for a few hours.
Serious question for the room...I was told years ago that you can freeze a rattlesnake and it is POSSIBLE that they will "come back to" when they thaw out?

True? Untrue? Pure BS?
Tx95Ag
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I would still shoot 'em with a 12ga, just to be safe.
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Scriffer said:

Sazerac said:

They have litters of 50 at a time!?!


I think a group of rattlers is actually called a Nightmare

It is actually called a Biden-Harris administration.
zachsccr
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Leave them near some hogs and we can put the "rattle" debate to rest once and for all.
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Willy Wonka said:

Uh, how'd he get them in the jar?

Very carefully.
AnScAggie
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SAWgunner said:

normaleagle05 said:

My freezer is pretty full but I could make room for a few hours.
Serious question for the room...I was told years ago that you can freeze a rattlesnake and it is POSSIBLE that they will "come back to" when they thaw out?

True? Untrue? Pure BS?

Untrue, if frozen solid.
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hellapark said:

Texas Molotov
LOL, was thinking the same thing
"The Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution was never designed to restrain the people. It was designed to restrain the government."
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