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umm.. there's a dead alligator in the back of my truck..

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studioone said:

Fishin Texas Aggie 05 said:

I know there was a gator the the rangeland ecology range site back in '05(ish).

what color is it? it has big teeth? the head is unidentifiable?

I guess life finds a way


its a mottled black and white.. which doesnt match what i thought gators are... they're pretty solid colors, right?


I think at this point we all can agree that we need to see this even if it is pretty tore up.
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studioone said:

Naveronski said:

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rock08 said:

How do you know it's a "he"?
b/c he is an Aggieland board regular that sought gun advice here years ago when hogs were tearing up his wedding venue.

Right, I remember that.

OP posts about hogs
Students make plans to shoot hogs
Allegedly plan doesn't go through due to OP's personality
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Personality? Seriously?

no.. i'm the most laid back person you'll ever meet.. to the point that it frustrates most people.. lol

The problem is that my neighbors used to be cool and would let me hunt on their place... but that was 14 years ago.. since then different family members took possession of the property and won't let me hunt there...

so we are regulated to my 7 acres that is in the shape of a pencil... long and narrow... so hard to use high velocity ammo... Neighbors have 4000 acres next door... so..


And.. the issue is, the pigs use my property as a game trail to get from neighbor to neighbor, and maybe once or twice a year they will stop on my property and tear it up...

so the odds of seeing a pig were so slim that people just gave up on coming out... I've owned the property for 14 years and have only shot two pigs, one of which was down the road on 159 about a quarter mile from my place... so you NEVER see them... just the wreckage left..

Now armadillos, on the other hand, right now i can find one just about every night...

HOWEVER.. i put up a short electric fence and the pigs stop right there and dont go past... i think i've had 2-3 times ive seen a pig hop over the fence but they dont go far, cause their friends wont go past the wire...

so this has been going on for almost a year... we'll see..... right now is about the time for them to visit... im the only one for miles around that waters their yard every night... so they have a nice soft place to dig...
When I read this, it is being narrated by Carl from Sling Blade.
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Also surprised that no one has suggested this may just be a Dikfer.
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Geez man just post the damn pic.
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Quote:

its a mottled black and white.. which doesnt match what i thought gators are... they're pretty solid colors, right?
like this?

TexasAggie_02
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or like this?

PFG
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Staff please delete troll post and ban OP.
studioone
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PFG said:

Staff please delete troll post and ban OP.
dude.. were you born rude or was this a gradual occurrence?

I was seriously trying to figure out what to do.. Ive never heard of an alligator being found in college station.. ever.. and ive lived here much longer than 90% of the people on this board..

if someone would tell me how to post pics ill do it.. but staff can delete it if they want..


I dont have a place to host a pic.... so if someone wants to send me an email i can send it to them and THEY can post it.






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Host on www.magaimg.net

1) go to website

2) hit upload

3) select photo

4) copy and paste .jpg link into TexAgs post

5) done
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Studio, sent ya an email.

If ya want I can post the pics.
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studioone said:

PFG said:

Staff please delete troll post and ban OP.
dude.. were you born rude or was this a gradual occurrence?

I was seriously trying to figure out what to do.. Ive never heard of an alligator being found in college station.. ever.. and ive lived here much longer than 90% of the people on this board..

if someone would tell me how to post pics ill do it.. but staff can delete it if they want..


I dont have a place to host a pic.... so if someone wants to send me an email i can send it to them and THEY can post it.
You started a thread basically saying there was a gator in the back of your truck and implying you don't know how it got there.

Come to find out, you picked up effing roadkill.

Don't feel sorry for you.
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Jeezuz H Christ, OP, post the gawd darned pic. Or send it over to someone with enought skills to do it for you. I've clicked on this freaking thread 10 times today expecting to see a dead alligator and I've been disappointed 10 times!



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http://imgur.com/a/RCo1LXW

My imgur isn't cooperating on mobile, but this looks more like a monitor than a gator...
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Definitely not a gator
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Thanks for posting the pic.
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Yeah, definitely not.

Small scales, leathery skin.

Escaped exotic?
Failed bbq experiment?
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PFG said:

Staff please delete troll post and ban OP.
Agree.
Caesar4
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Fixing the link (hopefully)
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Definitely looks more like a monitor, like someone either got tired of having it as a pet or it just got out.
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BullShot said:

Definitely looks more like a monitor, like someone either got tired of having it as a pet or it just got out.
Yep...I'm 100% sure that I'm looking at a monitor.
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powerbelly said:

PFG said:

Staff please delete troll post and ban OP.
Agree.


Definitely don't agree. OP isn't trolling anyone. Thread could have been much shorter and direct, but I understand OP's hesitancy.
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cupofjoe04 said:

powerbelly said:

PFG said:

Staff please delete troll post and ban OP.
Agree.


Definitely don't agree. OP isn't trolling anyone. Thread could have been much shorter and direct, but I understand OP's hesitancy.
He is definitely trolling. He has been around long enough to know how to create a thread asking "what is this" and instead went for a dramatic troll.
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Yep, looks like a mangled monitor to me.

Local Wardens might be more interested in an escaped (possibly illegal?) exotic. But I'm not sure what they could possibly do since it has been removed for original location, and they will have virtually no evidence to go on.
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Well, you've got a better history and memory than I do.

All I know is I see PFG accusing someone of being a troll pretty frequently.

But I ain't going to bat for anyone on this thread. Troll, no troll, doesn't matter much to me.
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Coulda cross posted on the highway find thread.
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All PFG does is call people trolls and troll himself, all while blue starring every one of his posts. Then after all the attention whoring, he just tells people to ignore him. Kind of ironic.
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That is a Black and White Tegu from Argentina. Obviously an escaped pet.

Now OP has to post photos around the neighborhood to let the owner know!

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This thread has been a perfect metaphor of my day.

fk this thread.
Old Tom Morris
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As far as discussions of the OB going to crap, this was a straight-up General board thread.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
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Is it deer season yet.
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Am I the only one impressed with how he maintains his composure and finishes his pose with no regard for human life?
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I think the real question now that the picture is posted is what does ursus say it is, & what is his suggestion on the best way to cook it.
 
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