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6:28a, 10/19/18
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A little Friday morning humor.

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6:54a, 10/19/18
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I promise you skinny jean wearing betas would line up around the corner for that
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7:02a, 10/19/18
$1,200!!!
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7:15a, 10/19/18
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7:34a, 10/19/18
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7:38a, 10/19/18
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I enjoyed this. It made me laugh.
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7:42a, 10/19/18
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I can see this actually work on the West Coast.
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8:07a, 10/19/18
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Yeti presents . . .
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8:24a, 10/19/18
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That's pretty funny. And I agree, start this in Seattle or Tacoma, and you'll probably have a line out the door.
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8:44a, 10/19/18
You don't have to go that far. You could sell this in Austin where the firewood is more for display.
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In reply to Senator Blutarski • 8:47a, 10/19/18
Senator Blutarski said:
Yeti presents . . .

...firewood that never burns out.
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8:52a, 10/19/18
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Loved the part where they washed each log in soap and water.
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Fishin Texas Aggie 05
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8:58a, 10/19/18
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is this real?
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In reply to Fishin Texas Aggie 05 • 9:00a, 10/19/18
Fishin Texas Aggie 05 said:
is this real?

They were using scissors to trim the splinters. What do you think?

Satire: an inside joke between the writer and the reader at the expense of a third party, known as the dupe, who takes the writing at face value.
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In reply to HTownAg98 • 10:28a, 10/19/18
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To be fair, there is enough legitimate stupidity online these days that satire has become almost impossible to convey easily.

It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between brilliant satire and outright stupidity.
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Fishin Texas Aggie 05
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In reply to HTownAg98 • 11:06a, 10/19/18
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HTownAg98 said:
Fishin Texas Aggie 05 said:
is this real?

They were using scissors to trim the splinters. What do you think?

Satire: an inside joke between the writer and the reader at the expense of a third party, known as the dupe, who takes the writing at face value.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Light-n-Go-Bonfire-Jumbo-Log-506460/203374818

there is a market for this kind of stuff apparently

i weep for our country after reading the home depot comments
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In reply to BenderRodriguez • 11:17a, 10/19/18
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BenderRodriguez said:
To be fair, there is enough legitimate stupidity online these days that satire has become almost impossible to convey easily.

It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between brilliant satire and outright stupidity.

This. I'm honestly not sure if it's real or not.
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11:43a, 10/19/18
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For $19.95 you too could be the proud owner of 3 sticks of decorative birch firewood with a Natural jute cord for keeping logs tidy.

https://www.crateandbarrel.com/set-of-3-birch-logs/s236068




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11:50a, 10/19/18
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Is the firewood gluten free though? Nobody wants gluten vapors spreading into their house.
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In reply to Cromagnum • 12:00p, 10/19/18
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Cromagnum said:
Is the firewood gluten free though? Nobody wants gluten vapors spreading into their house.


The fresh ginger cancels it out. You're safe.
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12:04p, 10/19/18
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This weekend I built a shed to store 2 cords of Alaskan Adler, hemlock, or sitka spruce...I'm sitting on a goldmine!

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Fishin Texas Aggie 05
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12:23p, 10/19/18
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I think it's the same folks

https://www.solidsmack.com/culture/the-smoke-flame-artisanal-firewood-company-sells-1000-firewood-bundles-or-do-they/
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4:25p, 10/19/18
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My firewood ain't as pretty. But it does burn.
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In reply to Cromagnum • 6:20p, 10/19/18
Cromagnum said:
Is the firewood gluten free though? Nobody wants gluten vapors spreading into their house.


It's gluten free but it's processed in a facility that processes gluten.
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In reply to Bobcat-Ag • 7:15p, 10/19/18
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Bobcat-Ag said:
Cromagnum said:
Is the firewood gluten free though? Nobody wants gluten vapors spreading into their house.

It's gluten free but it's processed in a facility that processes gluten.
Not to mention that while their firewood is certified organic, it was split on a splitter used also to split non-certified firewood.
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In reply to insulator_king • 7:17p, 10/19/18
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insulator_king said:
My firewood ain't as pretty. But it does burn.
But it does burn pretty so it is all good.
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9:59p, 10/19/18
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I'll admit it. I'm pretty much a hipster, but damn if this wasn't hilarious.

Well done.
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10:46a, 10/20/18
Do they sell fireproof firewood tho??
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In reply to aggiedad20 • 1:47p, 10/20/18
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Yeah, does it meet California's consumer protection flammability standards?
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