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DeWrecking Crew
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What are the odds that both die at the same time? Me thinks husband had a little helping hand in their death.
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She was ****in the mechanic to cover the cost of the repairs. I don't suspect the husband. I just think he's a lucky guy that is +1 working car and -1 hoar wife.
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NM. Wrong thread.
DeWrecking Crew
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Yeah, but if my girl dies during sex in a car, I'm exiting the car pretty quickly and I would think vice versa. What are the odds they both die in the car? And the mechanic didn't know the dangers of carbon monoxide of a running car in a garage?
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DeWrecking Crew said:

Yeah, but if my girl dies during sex in a car, I'm exiting the car pretty quickly and I would think vice versa. What are the odds they both die in the car? And the mechanic didn't know the dangers of carbon monoxide of a running car in a garage?
While I agree, I have done dumb things when tail is involved.
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Well if he died first, and rigor mortis set in quickly she may have not noticed.
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Probably died after during the cuddling phase. Wife died and mechanic fell asleep and then died.
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wheelz said:

Probably died after during the cuddling phase. Wife died and mechanic fell asleep and then died.


what's that?
DeWrecking Crew
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So, what I've learned tonight is cuddling kills
45-70Ag
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This is very Newark
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What are the odds they have connections to the Clintons?
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Is a mechanic naturally lubed?

Wair what
big ben
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Who cuddles? We F roll over and go to sleep
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They fell asleep after their activities and husband might have closed the garage door while they slept.
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Smoking a dirty pipe will do that
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So I read this quickly yesterday and had 2 thoughts
1) what kind of machine was she doing the dirty with
2) how can a machine "die" of carbon monoxide poisoning

Big difference between mechanic and mechanical I guess.
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Chemistry/toxicology time

High levels of CO can incapacitate and kill quickly.

Physical... erm... exertion increases the effects dramatically, because CO is binding irreversibly to hemoglobin and starving your cells of O2.

So, if they were otherwise occupied and the CO levels very high, they could have both lost consciousness and died within minutes.

AC Mythbusters says: Plausible.
Brush Country
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If they were in the garage, weren't they technically indoors?
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ruddyduck said:

wheelz said:

Probably died after during the cuddling phase. Wife died and mechanic fell asleep and then died.


what's that?
That's the part that ensures you are invited to this party again.

Also, I agree with the assessment of no foul play. They drive home together, pull in the garage, get hot and heavy while door is closing, ignore the fact engine is running because A/C.....

I read that a 10,000 square foot garage can have dangerous levels of CO in less than 10 minutes from a single 5hp motor being run. This all seems like an easily attainable set of circumstances to cause death based on the facts of the story....
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AggieChemist said:

Chemistry/toxicology time

High levels of CO can incapacitate and kill quickly.

Physical... erm... exertion increases the effects dramatically, because CO is binding irreversibly to hemoglobin and starving your cells of O2.

So, if they were otherwise occupied and the CO levels very high, they could have both lost consciousness and died within minutes.

AC Mythbusters says: Plausible.
"AC Mythbusters" someone please register this username and chime in on threads.
Woods Ag
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what if she passed out first, and he just thought he was doing a good job and kept going?
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From talking to people who have had CO leaks in their home, as well as pilots who underwent altitude chamber training, the first symptoms are usually confusion, followed by sleep. A person I knew who had a low level CO problem in their home began to think she was going insane.

In other words, the first mild exposure to CO screwed up their judgement, so they couldn't react to the danger. They just kept going until it was too late.

Of course, we all know that when the blood flow increases to the genitals, blood leaves the brain, and good judgement has already flown out the window.

And the real question we all want to know: Did he fix the car first?
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Well, we know the tailpipe was cleared of any obstructions.
RO519
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At least they went out with a bang.
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Does this count as autoerotic asphyxiation?
Sooper Jeenyus
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AggiePetro07 said:

Does this count as autoerotic asphyxiation?
Underrated. Also, username checks out...?
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Sooper Jeenyus said:

AggiePetro07 said:

Does this count as autoerotic asphyxiation?
Underrated. Also, username checks out...?


how is a post underrated after 3 minutes?
Woods Ag
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I thought the same thing... there has to be some time and other posts go by before you call underrated.

Literally 5 mins after is when I checked it and it was already bluestarred 3 times.
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big ben said:

Who cuddles? We F roll over and go to sleep


How often are you stuck to the bed in the morning?
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The ones I've seen didn't know what had happened. One was running a pressure washer inside a fast food restaurant. Luckily his buddy called in a welfare check because he didn't answer his phone. What are the odds.
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DeWrecking Crew said:

So, what I've learned tonight is cuddling kills


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Put your tool in your own toolbox, or you may not get to use it again, ever.
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Dro07
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The girl turned the AC on in the car thinking it would be fine.
OregonAggie
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Add this to the list of reasons you should know how to work on cars...
Jason C.
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big ben said:

Who cuddles? We F roll over and go to sleep


Your boyfriend is probably way more forgiving than our wives.
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