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Then there's last night when I get to the top of the stairs to go tell my kids goodnight and my son (turned 3 last week) runs out from his sister's room and sucker punches me in the nuts on the way to his room."

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We had a jukebox in our high school cafeteria courtesy of a class project of a previous graduating class, and Free Falling was one of the songs on it that got regular play. If we sang along with the lyrics a bit, those were the alternative lyrics of choice.

Great question!

Not a hit from a ball or a human, but a painful experience:

I grew up in a small town in central Texas. Our house was kinda old and had no heat or air conditioning other than a fireplace and a swamp cooler. As you would imagine we had the windows open a lot. Our house also had a lot of scorpions around it and in it due to it being constructed of rock & brick. One day when I was 13 years old my mom (who was a rural mail carrier and delivered on our street) woke me up during her route to tell me that one of my sisters was going into labor. She said I needed to get up and get ready because as soon as she got off work we were going to the hospital to see my sister and the new baby. I put on a pair of jeans that had been lying on the floor. As I zipped them up I felt something moving in the crotch area. The next thing I knew, it felt like someone was pressing a lit cigar to the inside of my thigh and also on my "boys".

I stripped off the jeans and I saw a scorpion crawling in them. I smashed it with a shoe and ran outside in my tightie-whities and flagged my mom down as she came driving back down our street delivering mail to the boxes on the other side. I told her what happened and she said "I can't help you right now, I have to finish my route so we can go to the hospital." She then instructed me to go see our old elderly neighbor who we had known forever and she was almost like a grandma to us. So I ran down to her house (still in my tightie-whities) and she mixed up a paste of baking soda and water and rubbed it on the affected area.

When we got to the hospital my mom told the story to everybody. Every year on my nephews birthday that story gets told as well. My older siblings and my dad also told this story to every girlfriend I ever brought home to introduce to the family.

I imagine a scorpion sting to the package was uncomfortable for some time.

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Didn't happen to me, but, I saw a pole vaulter land on the top of the pole after clearing the bar. The pole went right up his shorts and got him square in the junk.

You've seen the bear video, right??

Just looked up the full video, he gets eaten. What a way to be taken down.