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Hog Hunting for my wife

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R3dneck_09
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Howdy! My wife is new to the hunting scene and has always been supportive of me and everything I do. She told me that one of her new year goals was to go hog hunting with me. It's just the two of us, but I wanted to know if anyone has an idea or contact info where I can find an inexpensive weekend hunt and make her goal a reality.

Thanks and Gig'em!
BCStalk
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What area are you in?
CanyonAg77
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Quote:

Hog Hunting for my wife

If there was ever a thread title destined to produce 5 pages of mockery and bad jokes, this is it.
CanyonAg77
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But good luck, I'm sorry I don't have any good advice for you, other than:

Tell people where you are (approximately, we don't need your address)

As a rookie, you only get 5 posts a day. But you can go back and edit posts as often as you wish.
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Kill them all.
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My mind is freezing up trying to decide between a fat chick joke and a beastiality joke.
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CanyonAg77 said:

(approximately, we don't need your address)


Because we already have it.

Yes. That quick.

Pretty impressive huh?
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If you follow rule #1, I am sure hunt availability posted on here will increase 100 fold or I suppose the thread may die as is too
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Doubt he knows Rule #1. Much less number two.
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Stephenville or Kingsville are probably a good start.
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Yes I'm a rookie on this forum, and don't know the rules... which it seems pretty obvious that I've broken 1 and most likely 2 of em just by asking a question.

I'm just trying to take my wife hunting.
R3dneck_09
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DFW area.
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R3dneck_09 said:

Yes I'm a rookie on this forum, and don't know the rules... which it seems pretty obvious that I've broken 1 and most likely 2 of em just by asking a question.

I'm just trying to take my wife hunting.


Ignore the anything that seems like an a-hole comment and you'll get the hang of it.
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rather be fishing said:

R3dneck_09 said:

Yes I'm a rookie on this forum, and don't know the rules... which it seems pretty obvious that I've broken 1 and most likely 2 of em just by asking a question.

I'm just trying to take my wife hunting.


Ignore the anything that seems like an a-hole comment and you'll get the hang of it.


Ignore the entire forum?
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As a rookie, he cannot comply with Rule #1...
All the God's, all the Heavens, all the Hells are within you.
dr_boogs
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Serious response - if you are near BCS. Shawn Kelso... Kelso arms. Posts here as skelso.
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Not sure if

OP is searching for a wife and has a thing for fatties

There is a hog actively stalking his wife

OP wants to find a day hunt for hogs as a gift to his wife
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Please mail requests to:
649 N Harvey Mitchell Pkwy
Bryan, TX 77807
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dr_boogs said:

Serious response - if you are near BCS. Shawn Kelso... Kelso arms. Posts here as skelso.


This. From what I understand, he does thermal hunts.
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BCStalk said:

dr_boogs said:

Serious response - if you are near BCS. Shawn Kelso... Kelso arms. Posts here as skelso.


This. From what I understand, he does thermal hunts.
I am surprised he has not popped in. Hog hunting is like his bat signal. If he doesn't come by soon his website is Kelso Arms .
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R3dneck_09 said:

Yes I'm a rookie on this forum, and don't know the rules... which it seems pretty obvious that I've broken 1 and most likely 2 of em just by asking a question.

I'm just trying to take my wife hunting.
It's all in good fun, don't leave the forum because we're all a bunch of smart (alecs ). "Rule #1" is simply a joke rule that says you can't mention something cool, especially a female, without posting a photo. Ignore it. Unless your wife is hot, and you don't mind a bunch of crude comments.....

We only know you're a rookie because it shows by the "R" next to your name. Rookies (less than a certain number of posts) can't post very often and can't post photos. TexAgs rules, not ours.

Give it a few more hours, someone with good information will eventually respond. As well several sarcastic jerks like me that you can laugh at or ignore.
CTGilley
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CanyonAg77 said:

R3dneck_09 said:

Yes I'm a rookie on this forum, and don't know the rules... which it seems pretty obvious that I've broken 1 and most likely 2 of em just by asking a question.

I'm just trying to take my wife hunting.
It's all in good fun, don't leave the forum because we're all a bunch of smart (alecs ). "Rule #1" is simply a joke rule that says you can't mention something cool, especially a female, without posting a photo. Ignore it. Unless your wife is hot, and you don't mind a bunch of crude comments.....

We only know you're s rookie because it shows by the "R" next to your name. Rookies (less than a certain number of posts) can't post very often and can't post photos. TexAgs rules, not ours.

Give it a few more hours, someone with good information will eventually respond. As well several sarcastic jerks like me that you can laugh at or ignore.
They were already giving you a hard time so I backed off but, when I clicked on the tread title, I thought maybe someone wanted a wing man to play "Piggy" like "some people" did back in college. Or Piggy for a 3rd? Hmm..
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Hmmmm. Hog hunting must mean something totally different in your part of town then it does where I live. You might not want to broadcast that fact to too many people you don't know. They could get the wrong idea about your wife.
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R3dneck_09 said:

DFW area.
That's cougar hunting.
ratfacemcdougal
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Must really want a pig bad if you are trading one for your wife
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When would you like to do this hunt? You plan on eating the pig?
So the greatest civilization is one where all citizens are equally armed and can only be persuaded, never forced. It removes force from the equation... and that's why carrying a gun is a civilized act.
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slump busters
CanyonAg77
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Hog Hunting for my wife

Sounds like a good trade.
giddings_ag_06
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Pro hog hunter here. You wanting to stay at a nice ranch or just want to shoot some hogs somewhere?
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giddings_ag_06 said:

Pro hog hunter here. You wanting to stay at a nice ranch or just want to shoot some hogs somewhere?
Well done.
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CTGilley said:

BCStalk said:

dr_boogs said:

Serious response - if you are near BCS. Shawn Kelso... Kelso arms. Posts here as skelso.


This. From what I understand, he does thermal hunts.
I am surprised he has not popped in. Hog hunting is like his bat signal. If he doesn't come by soon his website is Kelso Arms .


Thanks guys, I took off a couple of days to go hunt in South Texas and I'm still paying for it playing catch up at the day job so I haven't been on here much...

OP, if you are in / want to hunt in BCS area, I do run guided thermal hunts. However, I have net been seeing good numbers hitting my feeders. They are doing a bunch of pipeline work adjacent to the farm and I think it has pushed them out for a while.

Give me a shout if I can help you out. Shawn@kelsoarms.com
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So, just how many Rosie O'Donnells have you seen in the brush?...
R3dneck_09
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I'd like to plan to do the hunt near September for her birthday. And yes i always eat the meat of the animal I harvest.
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