ITTIL collard greens chick likes watersports.
Girlfriend wants to use the boat for tubing...
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Last: 6 yr ago by 806aggie18
I grew up on a lake where it was illegal to tow behind a jet ski, so all of our activities were behind a boat. That being said, tubing sucks, teach them to ski, wake board, air chair, wake skate or even surf in the wake if you have a direct drive motor. A barefoot bar can be a lot of fun too, but it hurts pretty bad when you faceplant at 40+ mph.
Note to self...do not waste any more time on collard green posts.
i know this is the outdoors board, but i'd rather be waterskiing/wakeboarding/tubing/jetskiing probably 8 times out of 10 over fishing. And I like fishing.
you'll do yourselves a huge favor by ignoring collard greens posts.
Collard on the lake...
On a side note, I know a few people that think that same way about their boats. The only difference is they are actually good fishermen and their bass boats are used to actually catch bass (among other things).
On a side note, I know a few people that think that same way about their boats. The only difference is they are actually good fishermen and their bass boats are used to actually catch bass (among other things).
This is a worthless discussion without pictures of said girlfriend and her girlfriends.
NoahAg said:
This thread has the makings of a hit Luke Bryan song.
Girlfriend wants to tube
And I just want to fish
So let's break out the lube
And you can grant my wiiiisssssh!
Lol.
I can see the OP's truck now:
Only ashes in the ash tray, no butts.
Only gloves in the glove box
Always uses blinkers even if he's just gonna swerve a few inches
Also gets out of river / lake to pee
Only ashes in the ash tray, no butts.
Only gloves in the glove box
Always uses blinkers even if he's just gonna swerve a few inches
Also gets out of river / lake to pee
Kenneth_2003 said:
Tell you what. You sit on the dock and fish to your little hearts content.
I'll take your girlfriend and her lady friends out for a nice day on your boat and let them tube and waterski to their hearts content. I'll even buy the fuel and stock the cooler.
Deal?
If he has either of those, which I doubt, you probably don't want what he has.
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The rib would go fishing with me
The rib would go fishing with me
Tcan anyone rent me their boat so I can take a buddy's GF and her sorority sisters tubing?
Just kidding... he's not really a buddy of mine.
Just kidding... he's not really a buddy of mine.
Is she built for speed or built for comfort?
Let's assess.
- No rule #1 compliance
- stupid question - no dude is going to tell a willing chick and her friends that they can't tube on a boat that is capable of it unless she's travel scrabble
- Not even a good troll post as there is nothing interesting or shocking
- No rule #1 compliance
- stupid question - no dude is going to tell a willing chick and her friends that they can't tube on a boat that is capable of it unless she's travel scrabble
- Not even a good troll post as there is nothing interesting or shocking
op?
U R a stick in the mud
Collard Greens said:
Well, she is from Tennessee and water sports are huge.....
She must have some German ancestry...
Do you have a bass boat? If so, I don't see anything wrong with saying it is a fishing boat.
Dear Collard Greens,
I am your oldest friend. We have been through many adventures together. Usually it was just the two of us, but occasionally someone else would show up too. I didn't always agree with introducing me to your new friends, and some times you are flat out abusive, especially when we are alone. But, I stood by you....most of the time. I simply ask, for the love of God, don't screw this up for me.
Thanks for your consideration,
Your pen..
I am your oldest friend. We have been through many adventures together. Usually it was just the two of us, but occasionally someone else would show up too. I didn't always agree with introducing me to your new friends, and some times you are flat out abusive, especially when we are alone. But, I stood by you....most of the time. I simply ask, for the love of God, don't screw this up for me.
Thanks for your consideration,
Your pen..
Water sports and hanging out on the lake with hotties probably drinking beer is better than fishing, fish when you retire and your Johnson doesn't work anymore.
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Nitro boat vs whiney girlfriend
suckers!
She's always welcome to go tubing with me on Lake Whitney!!
**** fishing, I'm going on Daddy's yatch with her!
Op, in life, you are going to learn about investing for the future. Sometimes we do things we don't like now, because the payoff in the future is worth it. In this case the payoff for the present is huge as well. Don't be a dummy.
I think the ob has shown you what the payoff is, but you need to be savvy enough to take advce.
I think the ob has shown you what the payoff is, but you need to be savvy enough to take advce.
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Cool thing about girls tubing is they lose their tops some times during spectacular wipeouts. So you definitely don't want that to happen.
My favorite thing while driving the boat during tubing is turn one way at 70% power and then turn hard in the opposite direction at full power and sling shot the poor soul on the inter tube. Ahhhhh the screams still ring in my ears and makes me chuckle.
Definitely don't want to use a boat for tubing that would be too much fun.
My favorite thing while driving the boat during tubing is turn one way at 70% power and then turn hard in the opposite direction at full power and sling shot the poor soul on the inter tube. Ahhhhh the screams still ring in my ears and makes me chuckle.
Definitely don't want to use a boat for tubing that would be too much fun.
I can round up some sorority girls if we can find a boat...I like the way you think
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