wow. when i was in elementary and middle school i had a 45 pound recurve bow and a pellet pistol that you could pump as many times as you want and it would build some pretty serious velocity.
my friends and the turds down the way had 3 wheelers, and similar or worse weaponry. Some had those catalog full auto co2 bb guns that would shoot like 3000 rpm.
I had a 100 round clip of .30 cal blanks from ww2, so we drained the powder out of them, put them in mentholatum jars with a firecracker taped through a hole in the top and made grenades.
we loaded up the bb/pellet guns, took the tips off a bunch of arrows and duct taped foam onto the ends, and went to having all out all night wars.
we got scolded a bit after our first big battle, because the morons on the other side thought they would be cute and hold plywood up to just march down teh street and kick our asses. But they forgot to put handles on the back, so we hid in the ditches on both sides and held our fire until we could see the whites of their finger nails, then opened up with the fully auto bb's until they dropped the wood. then we peppered their asses all the way back home with the rest of the firepower. We got scolded cause some ***** showed his mom a bunch of bb's buried in his back, and she was a doctor from up east. But a few weeks later, it was on again.
we did that for years. even jousted off the 3 wheelers, that was always a pretty balsy game, no way to hide the bruises and scrapes from that. We got in bigger trouble when one kid got run over by a truck on his 3 wheeler one night, but no big deal.
one time I drew a bead on a 3 wheeler raider with the bow, and when i let fly, the foam on the end folded back from the tip. Even with the wooden arrow only, that sucker stuck in a tree. Good thing I missed!
My point is (aside from fun reminiscing), this was more fun and we all learned more real life lessons from this than anyone could ever get out of a supervised event or classroom. This kind of crap is what made capable people. Nobody told us anything. We figured out to wear goggles on our own. We figured out what was too far and what wasnt. We figured out what worked and what didnt. We made our own rules. We worked it out.
Hell, when i was in first grade, I had a dud pineapple ww2 grenade i took to show and tell, and as a joke i pulled the pin and threw it in the classroom before class started. Everyone cracked up. That was it.
People today are so far past being idiotic, that "lighten up, Francis' isn't even the appropriate response.