Jay Cutler to FOX

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Jay Cutler retiring and hired by FOX as an in-booth analyst

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Jay Cutler is done playing football and ready to start talking about football.

Cutler has joined FOX, where he will work as an analyst in a three-man booth with Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis, according to FOX sideline reporter Peter Schrager.

That seems like a disaster. The guy has a face everyone wants to punch and an attitude that's even worse.
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how many heaters will he burn through during the commercial breaks?
Olsen
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Fox Sports couldn't get Romo so they have to settle for Cutler instead!
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At first I thought, "he's part of a 3 man team, that may not be so bad compared to the typical 2 man team".

But then I thought, nope, it could be much worse with him as the obvious 3rd wheel.

Kevin: And the Cowboys look to be going for it on 4th down!

Charles: And notice they substituted for their jumbo package, no doubt relying on the legs of Ezekiel Elliott here.

Cutler: Yeah, but, they could also totally throw it, let's check it out and see what happens!

Kevin: Hand off to Zeke right up the middle for an easy first down... welp, I guess we all saw that coming.

Charles: Boy you can say that again, this offensive line...

***interrupts***

Cutler: Hey, you guys think they woulda scored if they had thrown it? I bet the defense would have been fooled and the Cowboys would have scored!
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Or...



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Kevin: And the Cowboys look to be going for it on 4th down!

Charles: And notice they substituted for their jumbo package, no doubt relying on the legs of Ezekiel Elliott here.

Cutler: Yeah, but, they could also totally throw it, let's check it out and see what happens!

Kevin: Hand off to Zeke right up the middle for an easy first down... welp, I guess we all saw that coming.

Charles: Boy you can say that again, this offensive line...

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so Cutler retires at age 34...and the Bears end up getting nothing for him.

in 11 seasons in the NFL...he only played in 2 playoff games. Won one. Lost one. Played in 1 Pro Bowl.

that's a long time to be in the league...and accomplish so little
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Mathguy64
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First time he passes the mic I expect it will be intercepted. By game 4 he will be on the DL.
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But he has type 1 diabetes. I bet he will be a much better analyst than a football player now that he can regulate it better.
Seersucker Ag 2011
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Jay Cutler is the Bro King
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I don't think he'll be that bad. Graduating from Vanderbilt requires some intelligence. They'll teach him how to speak.
Tom Kazansky 2012
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Seersucker Ag 2011 said:

Jay Cutler is the Bro King


Pretty much.

Ag_07
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This should be good

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FOX is planning to assign Cutler, along with Charles Davis and Kevin Burkhardt, to the Week One Bears-Falcons game. Cutler retired
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don't call it a comeback...

might be willing to play for his old coach in Miami
Mr.Bond
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Cutler to Miami
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.




Olsen
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R.I.P. Jay Cutler's broadcasting career
2017-2017

Agnzona
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Ten Million for 1 year.
Olsen
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Cutler is definitely the starting QB for the Dolphins now. Up to $13 million with incentives and $5 million as the base salary.
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Can't blame the guy for wanting to play.

Big risk giving up a cushy gig that, if successful, could lead to much more than $10 mil down the road.

I was curious to see how he would do in that role, but I don't think we will have the opportunity. Fox, while they knew it was a risky move for this very reason, probably won't hire him again. I don't think CBS will either.
Mike Elko
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$10 million for that scrub? Holy F, Miami, there's a reason you're the Dolphins. Too funny.
Orlando Ayala Cant Read
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Even Isiah Thomas is like "why do people keep signing this guy?!"
TyHolden
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Lol - way to go phins
Lungblood
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I'd love to root for the Dolphins again. As a kid, Dan Marino and Mark Duper were my football heroes. I have fond memories of this team.

But come TF on! Jay Cutler hasnt been good since college. 10+ milly?
MelvinUdall
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This was a good pick up for Miami, Cutler had really good success with Gase.
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So much whining and race baiting on espn right now because they signed cutler over kaep, such a joke network.
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SupaManu said:

So much whining and race baiting on espn right now because they signed cutler over kaep, such a joke network.
ESPN has jumped the shark on this issue, anyone with knowledge of the NFL would know that this was a good pick up for Miami given the history between Cutler and Gase. No matter what anyone says, picking up Kap is an unnecessary distraction for a team, no player or coach wants to be hounded regarding Kap's political views as well as his ignorant girlfriends views.
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I just came here to share one of my favorite gifs of all time. Smokin Jay rides once more.



By the way, apparently his wife is anti-vaccine.
Mr.Bond
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Don't care she's still hot
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.




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