Show More Love to Your Local Barista or This May Happen

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will25u
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While deployed during the GW Bush "Surge", I worked 12+ hrs a day 7 days a week for 15+ months. Not to mention in the middle of a war zone.

Cry me a fing river.

This is really sad what people these days complain about.
Ed Harley
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**** this "guy." I own my own business and worked from 9 to 9 today.
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jeremy
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If only people would stop spending their hard earned money on coffee made by people that hate them, Starbucks would close.
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Ed Harley
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C@LAg said:

Ed Harley said:

**** this "guy." I own my own business and worked from 9 to 9 today.
well, your boss is an ass.

Yeah, **** that guy.
one safe place
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I am thankful for many things, and one thing I am thankful for is that my son is nothing like this pathetic ********
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waitwhat? said:

"They scheduled me open to close both days… on the schedule for 8.5 hours"

Oh the HORROR of working 8.5 hours in a day


This is why Gen X is superior. We'd also clock 8.5 hours…I mean, our buddy would clock us in early and we'd clock him out late…we never actually worked those hours, but we got paid for them. Work smarter not harder. Crying beetchez.
Ol Rock
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I can guarantee he doesn't have a strong father figure in his life.
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I don't know whether to laugh at this twit or cry at how weak our society has become.
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Nuke_Ag05
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will25u said:

While deployed during the GW Bush "Surge", I worked 12+ hrs a day 7 days a week for 15+ months. Not to mention in the middle of a war zone.

Cry me a fing river.

This is really sad what people these days complain about.
Yup.

Jesus. That he/she/they can ****ing bleed all they want. Gimme a Gdamn break. What a bag of dicks. It's dewsh canoes like that that makes me continue to weep for the future. You're having to "work" more than eight hours a day brewing and serving coffee making the wage you make. What a ****y….
ravingfans
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C@LAg said:

things an automated machine can do quicker and more accurately. soon.


And not to mention with way more (better) personality!!!
TRADUCTOR
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You lucky lucky vasterds. I woke up three hours before I went to bed and licked the road clean before I go to my actual work 24 hours a day.
TRADUCTOR
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Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.

Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah?

Terry Jones: You're right there Obediah.

Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?

MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.

GC: A cup ' COLD tea.

EI: Without milk or sugar.

TJ: OR tea!

MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.

EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.

TJ: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.

MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, 'Money doesn't buy you happiness.'

EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof.

GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!

TJ: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor!

MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph.

EI: Well when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.

GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!

TJ: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.

MP: Cardboard box?

TJ: Aye.

MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!

TJ: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'

MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
Madman
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Identifies as a man but expresses self as baby, possibly a young child.
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