ABBOTT AND COSTELLO'S 'WHO'S BEEN VACCINATED?'

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Aggie12B
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Bud: 'You can't come in here!'
Lou: 'Why not?'
Bud: 'Well because you're unvaccinated.'
Lou: 'But I'm not sick.'
Bud: 'It doesn't matter.'
Lou: 'Well, why does that guy get to go in?'
Bud: 'Because he's vaccinated.'
Lou: 'But he's sick!'
Bud: 'It's alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.'
Lou: 'Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?'
Bud: 'Yes.'
Lou: 'So then why can't I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?'
Bud: 'Because you'll make them sick.'
Lou: 'How will I make them sick if I'm NOT sick and they're vaccinated.'
Bud: 'Because you're unvaccinated.'
Lou: 'But they're vaccinated.'
Bud: 'But they can still get sick.'
Lou: 'So what the heck does the vaccine do?'
Bud: 'It vaccinates.'
Lou: 'So vaccinated people can't spread covid?'
Bud: 'Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.'
Lou: 'I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. Look. I'm not sick.
Bud: 'Ok.'
Lou: 'And the guy you let in IS sick.'
Bud: 'That's right.'
Lou: 'And everybody in there can still get sick even though they're vaccinated.'
Bud: 'Certainly.'
Lou: 'So why can't I go in again?'
Bud: 'Because you're unvaccinated.'
Lou: 'I'm not asking who's vaccinated or not!'
Bud: 'I'm just telling you how it is.'
Lou: 'Nevermind. I'll just put on my mask.'
Bud: 'That's fine.'
Lou: 'Now I can go in?'
Bud: 'Absolutely not?'
Lou: 'But I have a mask!'
Bud: 'Doesn't matter.'
Lou: 'I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.'
Bud: 'I know.'
Lou: So why can't I come in here today with a mask? .If you say 'because I'm unvaccinated' again, I'll break your arm.'
Bud: 'Take it easy buddy.'
Lou: 'So the mask is no good anymore.'
Bud: 'No, it's still good.'
Lou: 'But I can't come in?'
Bud: 'Correct.'
Lou: 'Why not?'
Bud: 'Because you're unvaccinated.'
Lou: 'But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.'
Bud: 'Yes, but people can still catch your germs.'
Lou: 'But they're all vaccinated.'
Bud: 'Yes, but they can still get sick.'
Lou: 'But I'm not sick!!'
Bud: 'You can still get them sick.'
Lou: 'So then masks don't work!'
Bud: 'Masks work quite well.'
Lou: 'So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I'm not sick and masks work?'
Bud: 'Third base.'
C@LAg
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Who's on First:
Germans?
No Germans are on second.
Then who is on First?
Bombs the moon.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3219038
TexasAggiesWin
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Aggie12B
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C@LAg said:

Who's on First:
Germans?
No Germans are on second.
Then who is on First?
Bombs the moon.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3219038
Oops, didn't see that.
Clob94
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OP-- you did good.

You did the "who's on first" bit to a tee.


Bottom line is, we are being usurped by our government. It's time to do what our founding fathers did to their tyrannical king master.
Aggie12B
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Clob94 said:

OP-- you did good.

You did the "who's on first" bit to a tee.


Bottom line is, we are being usurped by our government. It's time to do what our founding fathers did to their tyrannical king master.

Thank You, but I can't take credit for writing this. I saw it on
https://politicallyincorrecthumor.com/

I thought it was funny so I copied and pasted.
C@LAg already pointed out that it was previously posted by someone else
Win At Life
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Booster's on third.
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