Stolen Election Haiku

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12th Man
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Kamala cackles
Joe Biden in the White House
Nothing to see here




DrEvazanPhD
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Houseplant in White House
Stolen election, we know
Pedophilia
Old McDonald
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it's just copium
prove it in court, if you can
sorry your boy lost

Sims
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Secure voting, great!
Some extra syllables on this line
That's how they did it
Clown_World
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Eighty one million
Early morning ballot dumps
Arizona, Red
Iowaggie
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Mike Singletary
Rather play with 10 people
Cannot play with them

Cannot win with them
Can't coach with them. Can't do it.
Stolen election.
12th Man
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Old McDonald said:

it's just copium
prove it in court, if you can
sorry your boy lost




Courts won't hear cases
Everyone knows it's fraud
The media lies
Iowaggie
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Allen Iverson
He's talkin' about practice.
Stolen election.
Picard
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I hate Haikus
Yes I do
I hate Hiakus
How 'bout you?

Iowaggie
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Football's Dennis Green.
They were who we thought they were
Stolen election.
BuddysBud
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Democrats cheated and lied
And to get a head, Kamala would blo Satan too.

Edit to add:

Above not Haiku
Democrats cheated and lied
Cackles blows, Joe sniffs.
TequilaMockingbird
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It looks like Trump won
The Arizona audit
Joe Biden is toast
$240 Worth of Pudding
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Haiku is gay
Just about like all poetry
Democrats are pure evil
agent-maroon
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Joe has dementia
Democrats lie, cheat, and steal
So what else is new?
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Iowaggie
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Jim Mora Playoffs?
Are you kidding me? Playoffs?
Stolen election.
Jason C.
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Where's 'at suitcase at?
It's unna 'at table, girl.
Bout to win this bich.
Iowaggie
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Dan Hawkins yelled this
It's division 1 football.
It's the Big 12. Joe

Stole the election.
Go Play intramurals, bro
Play intramurals
TRADUCTOR
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Japanese haiku
3 lines 17 syllables
5-7-5 count
Fail



Shoefly!
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Abram's is whack
10% for big guy
Hunter's krak pipe
M-K-TAG
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Mean tweets hurt dems feels
Orange man existential threat
Zuckbucks enough said.
IslanderAg04
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Old McDonald said:

it's just copium
prove it in court, if you can
sorry your boy lost




Is Not a haiku.
It's has 2 syllables
Someone needs a dog.
TRADUCTOR
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Touchy Touchy Joe
I ignore the perverted
I am Democrat
Rearview
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There once was a man
From limerick who did not
Know what haiku was
geb83
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Election stolen
Far left judges play defense
Soros is smiling
snowdog90
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Wisconsin, Vegas,
Georgia, Pennsylvania,
Michigan - stolen
snowdog90
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To believe Biden
Got 81 million votes
Is utter folly
Cromagnum
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Orange Man bad they said.
Gotta cheat to win this time.
Now have potato.
Rongagin71
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In 2021 I hear,
A nation paralyzed with fear,
Audits will spin clear.

So Degenerate Joe,
Launched a degenerate pole,
Hiding what he stole.
A Net Full of Jello
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Election by theft
Vice President is skank wad
Pres is a perv ball
Predmid
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There once was a man from Scranton.
Whose son did crack by the ****ton.
With all of the stimmies
becoming the next jimmy
And causing incredible inflation.
DrEvazanPhD
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Predmid said:

There once was a man from Scranton.
Whose son did crack by the ****ton.
With all of the stimmies
becoming the next jimmy
And causing incredible inflation.
Boo Weekley
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Demented pervert in White House
Son smokes crack, uses N-word, and diddles little girls
Fruit doesn't fall far from tree
Ciboag96
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US is burning
China is coming for us
But no more mean tweets
YellowPot_97
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Trump 2020
Lost to a brain dead Biden
Go away loser
sam callahan
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Shut up
Bend over
We do what we want
Including changing the definition of haiku
No more rules
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