Dear diary (I know), but I happened to overhear Seth Meyers on the television and within 45 seconds all I heard out of his mouth was REEEEEEEE! First he called him "our deranged President", then insinuated he was going to die because of HCQ, then finally "Trump made a fool out of himself today in front of Virginian farmers by saying the Governor is trying to take away their guns and they can't protect their potatoes anymore". Didn't Blackface Klansman Ralph Northam try and ban "assault weapons"?! I'm never turning on late night television again.