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TyHolden said:




What did Dunkin do? I'm sure it was absurd just wondering what I missed.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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What did Dunkin do? I'm sure it was absurd just wondering what I missed.

I kept hoping someone would actually post that, but noooo......

So I hit Google.

Best I can tell, Rumble tried to get them to advertise on Rumble. Dunkin said Rumble was "too polarizing" and they didn't want to advertise there.

As much as I dislike the weak CEOs giving in to the woke mob...

I don't think they were that far off base.

Assuming they also refuse to advertise on left platforms like Reddit or DU
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CanyonAg77 said:

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What did Dunkin do? I'm sure it was absurd just wondering what I missed.

I kept hoping someone would actually post that, but noooo......

So I hit Google.

Best I can tell, Rumble tried to get them to advertise on Rumble. Dunkin said Rumble was "too polarizing" and they didn't want to advertise there.

As much as I dislike the weak CEOs giving in to the woke mob...

I don't think they were that far off base.

Assuming they also refuse to advertise on left platforms like Reddit or DU


Yeah if that's it it's a silly reason to boycott. Right now this is today's reminder that social media is a cancer.
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Per the Rumble CEO and lawsuit with X, Dunkin specifically asked them to drop Crowder and move away from "right-wing culture"

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oh no said:


And it was on the tarmac at the Baghdad airport protecting Hillary Clinton from sniper fire.

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re: Dunkin Donuts, much like Bud Light, it's going to be hard for me to boycott something I already never consume.


I did switch deodorants about 5 years ago after the woke asF man-shaming Gillette super bowl commercial though.
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LOYAL AG said:

CanyonAg77 said:

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What did Dunkin do? I'm sure it was absurd just wondering what I missed.

I kept hoping someone would actually post that, but noooo......

So I hit Google.

Best I can tell, Rumble tried to get them to advertise on Rumble. Dunkin said Rumble was "too polarizing" and they didn't want to advertise there.

As much as I dislike the weak CEOs giving in to the woke mob...

I don't think they were that far off base.

Assuming they also refuse to advertise on left platforms like Reddit or DU


Yeah if that's it it's a silly reason to boycott. Right now this is today's reminder that social media is a cancer.
Good news: The right has started to pile on when major corporations ignore them. The left no longer owns the market in holding companies hostage. If people want to boycott Dunkin because they would rather buy donuts from some company that WOULD advertise on Rumble, then that is their prerogative.

Bad news: cancel culture is stupid, and we need to get rid of it. Hopefully, if the right starts using it effectively with more and more companies, the whole strategy will just go away. I'm glad that comics are generally spending a good chunk of their bit making fun of cancel culture.
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annie88 said:



Sure, I can just imagine a straight high school boy carrying tampons and handing them out to girls..

"Hey Sally, seems like you are grumpy. Are you having a period? Here's a tampon."


Sally would slap him into next Tuesday
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annie88 said:




The left: how do we combat #TamponTim?

The left "brain trust": Let's go full beta male.

Twitter:


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Everybody knows you don't go full beta male.

Check it out:

Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool? looks beta male, acts beta male, not beta male. Talks about pegging and dresses like a gimp. Sexually confused due to cancer? Sure. Not beta male.

Then you got Ryan Gosling as Ken. But Ken won all of the awards as a man in a movie that was making fun of beta males as some kind of emasculated slavery role. Have you ever heard of a beta male savagely making fun of other beta males?

That aint beta male! He was a *********sarcastic ***** that purposely outstaged all the women. Have you ever heard of a beta male outstaging women?

You went full beta male, man.


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annie88 said:



Sure, I can just imagine a straight high school boy carrying tampons and handing them out to girls..

"Hey Sally, seems like you are grumpy. Are you having a period? Here's a tampon."


Sally would slap him into next Tuesday
Do you think that Sally would scream "See u next Tuesday!!" while she thrashed young Timmy?
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For the record, Tiger gave Justin Thomas a tampon after he out drove him. It's a funny bit that , unfortunately, Tiger had to give an half-ass apology for.
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CanyonAg77 said:

annie88 said:



Sure, I can just imagine a straight high school boy carrying tampons and handing them out to girls..

"Hey Sally, seems like you are grumpy. Are you having a period? Here's a tampon."


Sally would slap him into next Tuesday
No joke.

This was another comment to the tweet and I can so relate to this.

I still remember that day in 5th grade that the girls were separated into the room around 1976-1977 (I have no idea what the boys did, recess maybe?)

Now, no boy stole our bags, but she's very spot on here.

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I still remember we girls getting "the talk" in our 5th grade class (this was 1980); we each got a promo packet w/a few maxipads and tampons as part of it.

The reason I remember the details is b/c when we left school at the end of the day, a boy named Keith swiped the packet from the hands of a girl in our class and ran out on the playground w/it, to open it and see what was inside.

We girls were scandalized by this, considered him a total freak for doing it, and 44 years later still remember him as the weirdo who stole a girl's tampons.

This is NOT a thing dudes do irl. I've had 5 children with my husband, and even HE doesn't have feminine supplies on him "just in case."
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Danny Vermin said:

For the record, Tiger gave Justin Thomas a tampon after he out drove him. It's a funny bit that , unfortunately, Tiger had to give an half-ass apology for.
Of course he did because.. leftist morons.

Liberals ruin everything.

He should've just said "It was a joke between us and I"m not apologizing."
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I have a middle school teacher friend who would keep supplies in her desk. One girl she really didn't like quietly asked for a pad. She took it and tossed it to her in front of the class. She no longer had issues from that kid.
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RED AG 98 said:

Per the Rumble CEO and lawsuit with X, Dunkin specifically asked them to drop Crowder and move away from "right-wing culture"


You can still hear the echoes of the "Awwww Fahhhhhhk" collectively yelled from thousands of Sullys, Tommys and Mikeys in Boston when they read the news.
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JaxDad said:

I have a middle school teacher friend who would keep supplies in her desk. One girl she really didn't like quietly asked for a pad. She took it and tossed it to her in front of the class. She no longer had issues from that kid.
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Danny Vermin said:

For the record, Tiger gave Justin Thomas a tampon after he out drove him. It's a funny bit that , unfortunately, Tiger had to give an half-ass apology for.
That's some funny stuff right there.

He probably called him the British word for cigarette under his breath too, because that's how guys friends treat each other.
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ETA: sorry for the slight derail. I know these are not funny at all . Back to funny stuff.
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Breaking news

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TO THE DROP ZONE!!!
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annie88 said:



Reminds me of Ed Norton, Ralph Kramden's buddy on "The Honeymooners." He worked in the sewers of New York City and referred to himself as a "Sanitary Engineer"


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oh no said:

re: Dunkin Donuts, much like Bud Light, it's going to be hard for me to boycott something I already never consume.


I did switch deodorants about 5 years ago after the woke asF man-shaming Gillette super bowl commercial though.
When I was a kid, we had a Dunkin' Donuts near us and I thought it was really good.

I'm a Shipley's fan but a few years ago we got a Dunkin' Donuts in College Station and I was driving by on Welborn and I thought oh hey, I'll get a glazed donut just like old times.

It was not good. At all.
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We have a new one out by us that is awful. They don't make any donuts in-house at this Dunkin / Baskin Robins combo. Truly awful; they are two day old gas station donuts at best
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RED AG 98 said:

We have a new one out by us that is awful. They don't make any donuts in-house at this Dunkin / Baskin Robins combo. Truly awful; they are two day old gas station donuts at best
I grew up with a Baskin-Robbins at the edge of my neighborhood off Memorial Drive in West Houston, and we used to ride our bikes up there as kids and as a family all the time. I haven't been to one of those since I moved out of Houston, but I still always liked them. I'm not a huge ice cream person though.
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BR is still pretty good but there isn't much ice cream I don't like . This Dunkin is just horrible.
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