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In reply to BMX Bandit • 12:33p, 12/30/19
Cruz has been great on Twitter this year.
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12:35p, 12/30/19
Cruz's new found sense of humor is amazing. Whoever he hired to run his social media was an amazing hire.
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In reply to AgFan2015 • 1:15p, 12/30/19
1970's forecast turned out to be true in my dorm room in 1982
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5:21p, 12/30/19
This is (unintentionally) one of funniest tweets this year


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In reply to BMX Bandit • 5:27p, 12/30/19
BMX Bandit said:
This is (unintentionally) one of funniest tweets this year


Replies from the feed.....
"Thank you in advance from foreign intelligence agencies.
"You lost me at "As President"
"have you considered dropping out of the race instead?"
"To properly balance the office budget, you should have a few open seats that folks can rent out along with free cold brew and beer."
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In reply to BMX Bandit • 8:05p, 12/30/19
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BMX Bandit said:
This is (unintentionally) one of funniest tweets this year


Is that a bag of weed??

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In reply to AgFan2015 • 8:13a, 12/31/19
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To be fair, he was born into a working class family, and was a professional protester, activist, and worked odd jobs until age 39, when he got on the public teat as mayor of Burlington.

I found this out on Wiki, which also had this gem of a quote from Bernie
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Sanders became interested in politics at an early age: "A guy named Adolf Hitler won an election in 1932. He won an election, and 50 million people died as a result of that election ...

No, Bernie, Hitler did not come to power by winning an election....
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 8:43a, 12/31/19
CanyonAg77 said:
To be fair, he was born into a working class family, and was a professional protester, activist, and worked odd jobs until age 39, when he got on the public teat as mayor of Burlington.

I found this out on Wiki, which also had this gem of a quote from Bernie
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Sanders became interested in politics at an early age: "A guy named Adolf Hitler won an election in 1932. He won an election, and 50 million people died as a result of that election ...

No, Bernie, Hitler did not come to power by winning an election....
To me, the quote sounds like he found inspiration from Hitler after he saw the amount of power you can have as a politician.
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In reply to [removed post] • 2:14p, 12/31/19
She's a parody account and a great follow on Twitter.
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In reply to [removed post] • 2:23p, 12/31/19
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Aggiebrewer said:
Holy *****

Think she even knows how racist her tweet is?

I see you saw it's parody... just commenting that it is genius level parody because of how incredibly possible it is that it is a real quote and you just don't know for sure.

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In reply to [removed post] • 2:31p, 12/31/19
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Ok, she got me
She get's everyone. She was one of James Woods' favorite follows when he was on Twitter. JW is brilliant and if you have his attention and praise, you're good at your work.
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In reply to Whitetail • 7:05p, 12/31/19
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Best I've ever seen. Friggin outstanding
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In reply to Whitetail • 7:08p, 12/31/19
Trump just pounds on people an I love it.
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In reply to ProgN • 7:15p, 12/31/19
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Prognightmare said:
Trump just pounds on people an I love it.
Libs failures are so easy to pound on, but Republicans never dared do it for fear of being called racist, homophobic, whatever. Love Trump
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In reply to ProgN • 8:46p, 12/31/19
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Prognightmare said:
Trump just pounds on people an I love it.

"He's a very imperfect instrument, but he's an armor-piercing shell." - Steve Bannon
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8:59p, 12/31/19


Not political, but.....'a fantastic save'.....you must turn on the sound.
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In reply to annie88 • 10:34a, 1/1/20


The responses to that tweet make it even better.
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