*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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MooreTrucker said:

What was it about?
It had pics of a new millennial trend challenge on the internet. They use a sharpie and write #F...Trump and then shows them licking the toilet bowl. There were about 5 different pics in that one tweet.

It stems from this dumbass girl that posted "I just wrote #F...Trump on my table with my poop" that she posted a few days ago. However, you can easily tell it's written in peanut butter. The dumbass should have at least used Nutella.
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MooreTrucker said:

What was it about?
Apparently snowflakes like to write #F___TRUMP on urinals and toilet seats, then lick them and take a selfie of themselves doing so to post on Twitter. The poster observes "Liberalism is a mental disorder" which we all know is true.
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Tailgate88 said:

MooreTrucker said:

What was it about?
Apparently snowflakes like to right #F___TRUMP on urinals and toilet seats, then lick them and take a selfie of themselves doing so to post on Twitter. The poster observes "Liberalism is a mental disorder" which we all know is true.
*write
biobioprof
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Prognightmare said:

MooreTrucker said:

What was it about?
It had pics of a new millennial trend challenge on the internet. They use a sharpie and write #F...Trump and then shows them licking the toilet bowl. There were about 5 different pics in that one tweet.

It stems from this dumbass girl that posted "I just wrote #F...Trump on my table with my poop" that she posted a few days ago. However, you can easily tell it's written in peanut butter. The dumbass should have at least used Nutella.
The whole eating tide pods thing may be starting to make more sense (as a chaser).
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Tailgate88
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Zombie Jon Snow said:

Tailgate88 said:

MooreTrucker said:

What was it about?
Apparently snowflakes like to right #F___TRUMP on urinals and toilet seats, then lick them and take a selfie of themselves doing so to post on Twitter. The poster observes "Liberalism is a mental disorder" which we all know is true.
*write
See, that's the kind of error I NEVER would have made a few years ago. Clearly my aging brain is not firing on all cylinders, especially before my second cup of coffee. Guess I'll install that damn Grammarly program I keep seeing ads for.
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MooreTrucker
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Tailgate88 said:

MooreTrucker said:

What was it about?
Apparently snowflakes like to write #F___TRUMP on urinals and toilet seats, then lick them and take a selfie of themselves doing so to post on Twitter. The poster observes "Liberalism is a mental disorder" which we all know is true.
Good lord. I fear for the future of the human race.
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Grammarly is awesome. And free.
biobioprof
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Long Live Sully
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How did he get hurt during the NA? Pretty useless I am guessing.
jickyjack1
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biobioprof said:


Don't know what this guy is trying to say, but it's not funny and neither is the escalation of this situation. It needs to be defused soon or things could well get out of hand; it is a mole hill morphing into a mountain. People who should know better aren't helping.
biobioprof
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jickyjack1 said:

biobioprof said:


Don't know what this guy is trying to say, but it's not funny and neither is the escalation of this situation. It needs to be defused soon or things could well get out of hand; it is a mole hill morphing into a mountain. People who should know better aren't helping.
Maybe you missed Fox News using pics of players praying to claim the Eagles had knelt during the anthem?
jickyjack1
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biobioprof said:

jickyjack1 said:

biobioprof said:


Don't know what this guy is trying to say, but it's not funny and neither is the escalation of this situation. It needs to be defused soon or things could well get out of hand; it is a mole hill morphing into a mountain. People who should know better aren't helping.
Maybe you missed Fox News using pics of players praying to claim the Eagles had knelt during the anthem?

Read about it this afternoon. This is heating up and needs to be somehow resolved before fans start getting carried away due to manufactured issues.
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biobioprof said:




Just a reminder - The Onion is owned by Univision.
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backintexas2013
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And if I could speak Spanish I would watch Univision weather 24/7.
Long Live Sully
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backintexas2013 said:

And if I could speak Spanish I would watch Univision weather 24/7.
That is why there is a mute button... Really, does it matter what they are saying?
biobioprof
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zombie tweeting

biobioprof
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OMG. They purged the white parts from the salad.

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biobioprof said:

OMG. They purged the white parts from the salad.


And asians... everyone forgets about the asians.
RoscoePColtrane
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Never take a hostage you aren't willing to shoot,
Remember, America doesn’t negotiate with terrorists.
Code 7 10-42
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ProgN
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biobioprof
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Insert your own Trump/libs/whatever caption

Long Live Sully
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Winning.. Not tired.

SpreadsheetAg
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Cow Hop Ag said:

Winning.. Not tired.


Savage
biobioprof
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Long Live Sully
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Yeah. For a guy who "would never go down in history as a president" Trump is sure dragging his male parts all over president Zero's smug face.

Derp should have kept his mouth shut.
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n_touch
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The yoga pants kinda bums me out...
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n_touch said:

The yoga pants kinda bums me out...

I don't remember the part that said "thou shalt not wear yoga pants"???

I think we're good there. My wife is a saint and if she's going to hell for yoga pants EVERYONE is going to hell.

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n_touch said:

The yoga pants kinda bums me out...
Google Image "people who should not wear yoga pants" and get back to us.
Turf96
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Don't let your pants say yoga and your backside say triple cheeseburger.
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