*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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captkirk said:



Looking at the top photo, you have to admit he was great in Young Frankenstein
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If you're on Twitter, the responses are funny.
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Must be proficient in writing fiction...and eating soy
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Zombie Jon Snow said:

errrrrrr...........


  • Benghazi disaster and cover-up
  • the great "Stimulus" heist
  • Operation Fast and Furious gun running
  • Obamacare illegal tax and fraud
  • caught spying on Journalists (conservative ones of course)
  • IRS scandal targeting conservative groups
  • Hillary SoS classified email scandal
  • NSA spying on Americans, Snowden revelations
  • prisoner swap for Bowe Bergdahl
  • Iran nuclear deal and ransom payment
  • EPA cover-up of colorado river fiasco
  • VA cover-up of bogus death lists
  • Solyndra energy scandal and cover-up
  • Gov. shutdown and Obamas directed tactics that were targeting people that otherwise would be unaffected
  • Eric Holder held in contempt of Congress - the first sitting member of a Presidents cabinet to be found in contempt of Congress
  • The Pigford scandal - the abuse of a program meant to compensate minority farmers for racial discrimination exploded under Obama, blatant mishandling of huge amounts of taxpayer money
  • The GSA scandal: The General Services Administration was caught wasting ridiculous amounts of taxpayer money on lavish parties and silly projects. there was a cover-up and nobody got fired.
  • Several secret service scandals (agents on duty with hookers, fence jumpers getting close to WH, etc.)
  • oh and apparently directing the DOJ and FBI to spy on another political party ILLEGALLY - at the very least he knew about it
  • failing to do anything about the Russian "interference" even though it was known since 2014



Well there was not ONE SINGLE hint.
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Me: I've had an impossible burger.
Other forum 16 denizens: that explains a lot

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This follows hilarious. It's a bot.



CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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A better comparison would be Boston won four out of the seven games but St Louis scored more goals during the seven games so St Louis should win.
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Rusty_Shakleford said:


A better comparison would be Boston won four out of the three games but St Louis scored more goals during the seven games so St Louis should win.
Huh?? How about:

Despite being cumulatively outscored 22-18 over the entire series, St. Louis won the Stanley Cup over Boston by winning four out of the seven games played... cuz that's how it works!

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Quote:

Boston won four out of the three games
Pardon my rapidly deteriorating mathematical skills, but how do you win four out of three games? Is this a hockey thing?
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agent-maroon said:

Quote:

Boston won four out of the three games
Pardon my rapidly deteriorating mathematical skills, but how do you win four out of three games? Is this a hockey thing?


They averaged more touchdowns per inning but still lost
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Ag In Ok said:

agent-maroon said:

Quote:

Boston won four out of the three games
Pardon my rapidly deteriorating mathematical skills, but how do you win four out of three games? Is this a hockey thing?


They averaged more touchdowns per inning but still lost
It was all those damn missed free throws!
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F'ing tool.
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How come he doesn't have a wall covered in multi-colored "luv ya" post it notes like AOC?

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Best reply to that I saw was something like:
How about you stop being internet tough and start being real life tough?
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Man I wish I could talk to the animals like Dr. Doolittle. This gator has a story that I really, really want to hear
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I bet the story is in his belly, and there is one missing person report that's gone unsolved

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Prognightmare said:



F'ing tool.

Just doing the hard work of busting the hurtful "Asians are all really smart" stereotype.

Like Margaret Cho before him.
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