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Yeppers, that's what it looked like. The docent asked me if I wanted to pay ten dollars for guided tour. I was laughing so hard and loudly, I got kicked out of the museum.

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Similar experience at the entrance to the Carnegie art museum in Pittsburgh. Only difference was that the piece had a single black dot in the very center. I commented to the security guard, "Who slept with the curator to get that thing hung?" From behind me, I heard, "I'm the curator." I can't recall the rest of the very short conversation, but she didn't hang around very long. The guard winked at me when I left a couple of hours later. At least one person on staff had an eye for good culture.

MIAga82 said:

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aggiehawg said:

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Yeppers, that's what it looked like. The docent asked me if I wanted to pay ten dollars for guided tour. I was laughing so hard and loudly, I got kicked out of the museum.

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Similar experience at the entrance to the Carnegie art museum in Pittsburgh. Only difference was that the piece had a single black dot in the very center. I commented to the security guard, "Who slept with the curator to get that thing hung?" From behind me, I heard, "I'm the curator." I can't recall the rest of the very short conversation, but she didn't hang around very long. The guard winked at me when I left a couple of hours later. At least one person on staff had an eye for good culture.

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I used to visit my old law school roommate in Chicago quite often and spent days in the Art Institute and had often been to the Guggenheim and other art museums in NYC, so when I went to San Francisco I was expecting it to really be closer to those museums.

Not only was it much smaller than I expected but the quality of the art was largely pathetic. I was in and out of there in less than an hour. Even though I was asked to leave, I had seen everything. Of course three of the galleries were of Ryman's "work."

When asked about the guided tour, I replied, "How many times re you going to say, 'Look at the startling absence of color, on this tour?'" And laughed.

The week after I got home was Easter. My friends gave me a Richard Ryman Easter basket. White basket, white grass, and boiled white eggs.

aggiehawg said:

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These are selling out In Michigan.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/regretful-trump-voters-hard-to-come-by-in-michigan

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The "regretful trump voter" is why Trump will win in 2020. There aren't any.

Not political, but Happy Friday

That's funny

I once called an electronic parts supplier in Foxborough (Boston) to inquire about some various component specs. The order contained some potentiometers which are commonly known as "pots". The guy on the other side kept switching around on the order and I couldn't tell the difference between "parts" and "pots" so I asked him to please clarify. There was a longish pause and then he very loudly said "pahts... pahts... PAHTS!!!" I had to give up with the issue unresolved.


Edit to correct spelling

Sad some people believe this.

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This will not age well.

Reminds me of an old episode of Candid Camera, where Allen Funt asked a Texas old timer to explain how to say the words "oil" and "all".

GoodAg1980 said:

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Reminds me of an old episode of Candid Camera, where Allen Funt asked a Texas old timer to explain how to say the words "oil" and "all".

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My late wife was born in Snyder and had a HEAVY Texas accent.

The words TIRE, TOWER, and TAR were pronounced exactly the same...

PM sent

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Florida man

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The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, "I'm not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they're gone." Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.

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Roid.
Rage.

Don't know if true.

Probably something she called at 2 a.m. and told somebody, drunk.

No one has to vote for them. Just send them money, that's all Hillary wants

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LOL. The left accusing the other side of being "angry" is just too much

Prognightmare said:

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Don't know if true.

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Please let this be true

Agreed! Perfect ticket for the dems.