*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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annie88 said:

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Geralt of Rivia
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JFC this had me rolling

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Smashing that scale with the hammer was the exercise she needed in the first place.
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HackerAg said:

Smashing that scale with the hammer was the exercise she needed in the first place.

The phrase shooting the messenger comes to mind.
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Happy Memorial Day weekend my friends. Press play and enjoy.

Edit: Geralt above was first but it's worth reposting
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At first I was thinking, what's funny about this? Then I clicked the tweet and the full image was displayed. Not political, but funny.
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The ark's owners said heavy rains in 2017 and 2018 caused a landslide on the property and that its five insurance carriers refused to cover damages totaling nearly $1 million. The ark itself was reportedly undamaged in the rains.

Well, duh.
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Yet another reason to not worry that hippies will take over

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biobioprof said:

Yet another reason to not worry that hippies will take over


I want to put a label over that one that says, "Consuming a large amount of these kernels will prevent cancer".


I know, I'm going to hell.
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Those emphasize a big package.

Just sayin
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Tanya 93 said:

Prognightmare said:





Those emphasize a big package.

Just sayin
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As sold on etsy, the purple peter heater.
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Prognightmare said:


I should suggest this to one of my liberal metrosexual friends.
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I should suggest this to one of my liberal metrosexual friends.
You would that to a friend?

Harsh.
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This is awesome.

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This is awesome.


I wish I could give it more than one blue star.
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This is awesome.


WOW! Awesome is an understatement. Thanks Annie.
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aggiehawg said:

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I should suggest this to one of my liberal metrosexual friends.
You would that to a friend?

Harsh.
Considering since college (at A&M) they have become Socialist SJW idiots yeah I would. I haven't actually seen them over a year due to TDS.
I *thought* they were lifelong friends and after college we hung out several times a month and more often during the holidays. We spoke 2-3 times a week. I went to their weddings, and had baby showers for their kids. We always made sure to have a get together for birthdays even after their kids came along. In 2016 they started acting deranged so I limited my contact with them. I think after the election I saw them 2-3 times. And this isn't just one person, but four different couples and one single guy. I still see other friends from college who are conservative, but the liberal ones went full nutjob after college.

So yes I would suggest they embarrass themselves as they are idiots.
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Like Trump gives a *****
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Prognightmare said:

biobioprof said:

Yet another reason to not worry that hippies will take over


I want to put a label over that one that says, "Consuming a large amount of these kernels will prevent cancer".


I know, I'm going to hell.


Apparently your label would be more accurate than the product's actual label.
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Meghan Markle... Meghan Markle... Doesn't ring a bell. Is he talking about Meghan Mountbatten-Windsor? Because that's what the name of someone who married into the Royal Family would be called.

And who the hell names a "gender neutral" child Archie? If she's trying to be all woke or whatever, then she's doing it wrong
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