*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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aggiehawg said:

Funny and sad at the same time.



The slippery slope at its worst. Too many people without the moral fortitude to have actual values.
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annie88 said:

Ouch.



"Grandmom, what did you do in the Great Woke Struggles of the early 21st century?"

"I glued my breasts to the ground."
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Squadron7 said:

annie88 said:

Ouch.



"Grandmom, what did you do in the Great Woke Struggles of the early 21st century?"

"I glued my breasts to the ground."
Lol,like a crazy nutjob like that will ever have kids, let alone grandkids.
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Squadron7 said:

annie88 said:

Ouch.



"Grandmom, what did you do in the Great Woke Struggles of the early 21st century?"

"I glued my breasts to the ground."
Should have left her there
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TexAgs91 said:

Squadron7 said:

annie88 said:

Ouch.



"Grandmom, what did you do in the Great Woke Struggles of the early 21st century?"

"I glued my breasts to the ground."
Should have left her there

There will always be that drunk dude that will crawl on top of that, glue and all...
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biobioprof said:



From the article:
"described as a "no-holds-barred extravaganza meant to dissolve the barriers between species as we descend into oblivion" as the result of our global environmental crisis."

There's already a name for that...
No one is going to give you the education [power / freedom] that you need to overthrow them.
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Who knew the girls at the donkey show in Matamoros were so ahead of their time and Earth minded.
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stetson said:

TexAgs91 said:

Squadron7 said:

annie88 said:

Ouch.



"Grandmom, what did you do in the Great Woke Struggles of the early 21st century?"

"I glued my breasts to the ground."
Should have left her there

There will always be that drunk dude that will crawl on top of that, glue and all...

Come on, man . . . not with the cops standing there. Give men some credit.
annie88
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I'll never feel sorry for that witch, but this is funny.
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WOW.

"They weren't that little..."
and
"It was a different time."

are probably 2 of the worst possible responses he could have given, regardless of the facts of what happened.
FrioAg 00
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How in the hell does one aspire to a political career when you know you will habe to make statements like "they weren't that little and they came willingly" ???

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Lee
F*k
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Reading the comments, it seems that the Twitter account was actually a fake/parody, but the real guy is actually kinda terrible too.
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He's Aussie, so he was likely saving the babies from the dingo.
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tsuag10 said:

Reading the comments, it seems that the Twitter account was actually a fake/parody, but the real guy is actually kinda terrible too.
yup. looks like @onenationmark got suspended and the tweets are from 2017. This gives the context



Quote:

Mr Ellis had previously made headlines when it emerged that he was one of the 'Pinkenba Six' - a group of police officers who were charged with kidnap in 1994.

The group had taken three indigenous youths from a Brisbane suburb and driven them to bush land seven miles away.

The boy's shoes were taken and one officer allegedly threatened to cut off their fingers. The case caused an outcry within the indigenous community but the officers escaped punishment after a judge ruled the boys went voluntarily.
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Crazy stuff. Guy sounds like a real winner.
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twilly said:

He's Aussie, so he was likely saving the babies from the dingo.


He gave them back and drank their space beer.
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FrioAg 00
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I look forward to 5.5 more years of faces looking exactly like this when they deliberately harm America in the name of their liberal gods
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TequilaMockingbird said:

Ho
Lee
F*k
What's the asteriks for? The correct spelling of that is F-U-K which is NOT a curse word.
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biobioprof said:




People need to stop letting this stuff spread without correction: Going far right on a system that wants small government and minimally regulated business does not result in Nazis.
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Strange.. Weird.. Not funny, but I feel like I owe it to some of you to post this.

Fairview
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She just needed to stand up and punt him.

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captkirk said:



You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this.
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That's actually pretty cool.
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aggiehawg said:

That's actually pretty cool.
I thought so too.

For a minute I thought it was going to crack the eggs and thought gee, how could you avoid the shells but it didn't.
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biobioprof said:

annie88 said:

Ouch.




I can't imagine how bad those people smell.
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Ever been to a feed lot?
How bout you go back down the hill and get it then?
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In the not funny tweet group. This follower is from the New Yorker. Tell me that's not a dude.

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