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In reply to Squadron7 • 3:26p, 4/9/19
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Don't you uneducated, anti-intellectual, mouth-breathing, Trumpian philistines know a sublime piece of Performance Art when you see one?
No.

But having spent much of my career in Agrarian pursuits, I recognize a pile of male bovine excrement when I perceive it, my good man.
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Prognightmare said:
The chick getting blasted in the side of her hooter sure is being a good sport
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In reply to Squadron7 • 8:26p, 4/9/19
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Cut us some slack Squadron. How would we have known it's performance art with her being fully clothed and screeching in an everyday protester "REEEEEEE" manner?
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In reply to agent-maroon • 10:01p, 4/9/19
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agent-maroon said:
Cut us some slack Squadron. How would we have known it's performance art with her being fully clothed and screeching in an everyday protester "REEEEEEE" manner?
I thought she had to be naked for it to be performance art. (Thank goodness she wasn't.) Or is being nekkid only for Federally funded art?
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In reply to captkirk • 4:35p, 4/10/19
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captkirk said:


Meesah tink we gonna die wittout da green new deal.


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In reply to ProgN • 8:49p, 4/10/19
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This is limbist!
What if you're missing a hand??
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Prognightmare said:


My wife of 16 years would be highly annoyed if she had to help open the package.

She's usually at least slightly annoyed by that point anyway.
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Just make the "Chappelle's Show" Love Contract a reality. And include the prompt about anal.
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In reply to ProgN • 9:06p, 4/10/19
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Prognightmare said:


Do they make those in magnum? Asking for a friend
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In reply to Fredd • 9:09p, 4/10/19
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Fredd said:
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Do they make those in magnum? Asking for a friend
Ewwwwwwww...
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10:15p, 4/10/19



Trump sign language.
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In reply to drcrinum • 10:47p, 4/10/19
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drcrinum said:



Trump sign language.


As for "dress for success", can someone please teach Trump that his tie should extend to the center of his belt, not down to his knees!
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In reply to drcrinum • 3:00a, 4/11/19
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Why would anyone ever let Google or Amazon place listening device in your home?

Hell I'm not convinced if they didn't really want to they could utilize your phone for voice and picture if they really wanted too.

Google reading my emails is bad enough. Loves to put in calendar entries from my emails.

I need to find different email and the like it just hard to change when there products work. I started using Brave for a browser and really like the software. Now to shift my email which is probably the biggest thing. I got my first Gmail account around 2005.

Amazon creeps me out knowing my shopping habits, but nothing I can do since I like their product.
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In reply to magnumtmp • 4:32a, 4/11/19
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magnumtmp said:
Prognightmare said:


My wife of 16 years would be highly annoyed if she had to help open the package.

She's usually at least slightly annoyed by that point anyway.
lol
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drcrinum said:

You couldn't pay me to have one of these devices in my home
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In reply to BuddysBud • 6:45a, 4/11/19
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BuddysBud said:
drcrinum said:



Trump sign language.


As for "dress for success", can someone please teach Trump that his tie should extend to the center of his belt, not down to his knees!
Yes. If someone would teach that guy how to properly tie a tie he could do or become anything. Like, maybe president one day.
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8:04a, 4/11/19
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A real man would carry a pocket knife and be in that thing in 3 seconds.
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Zemira said:
Why would anyone ever let Google or Amazon place listening device in your home?

Hell I'm not convinced if they didn't really want to they could utilize your phone for voice and picture if they really wanted too.

Google reading my emails is bad enough. Loves to put in calendar entries from my emails.

I need to find different email and the like it just hard to change when there products work. I started using Brave for a browser and really like the software. Now to shift my email which is probably the biggest thing. I got my first Gmail account around 2005.

Amazon creeps me out knowing my shopping habits, but nothing I can do since I like their product.

If you have a phone you shouldn't be complaining that Amazon can hear you.
I identify as Ultra-MAGA
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In reply to Long Live Sully • 9:45a, 4/11/19
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Cow Hop Ag said:
BuddysBud said:
drcrinum said:



Trump sign language.


As for "dress for success", can someone please teach Trump that his tie should extend to the center of his belt, not down to his knees!
Yes. If someone would teach that guy how to properly tie a tie he could do or become anything. Like, maybe president one day.


Have you ever read dress for success? I have become impressed with Trump and the way he tries to run the country with nonstop slander from the MSM and the Dems. But the way he wears his tie gives a bad first impression that plays into the "Trump is an idiot" line from the MSM.

Perhaps he does it on purpose to give the impression that he is more awkward and less intelligent than he is, thereby giving him a strategic advantage.
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CanyonAg77 said:

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A real man would carry a pocket knife and be in that thing in 3 seconds.
Real men ride bareback.
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