Lighten Up: VBS Edition

BlackGoldAg2011

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7:26a, 6/15/21

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So my kids are doing VBS for the first time this week and after their first day I had this conversation with my almost 3 year old that I thought might give some of y'all a chuckle.

Me: Elliott, what did you learn at VBS today?
E: There was a DINOSAUR!!!
Me:Really? A dinosaur? (I ask this having seen the set and being fairly confident that dinosaurs are not part of the theme)
E: Yea! A T-Rex! He was looking for Jesus so he could eat him!

The story for the day had been Moses parting the Red Sea in case you were curious.

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In reply to BlackGoldAg2011 • 7:28a, 6/15/21

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BlackGoldAg2011 said:
So my kids are doing VBS for the first time this week and after their first day I had this conversation with my almost 3 year old that I thought might give some of y'all a chuckle.

Me: Elliott, what did you learn at VBS today?
E: There was a DINOSAUR!!!
Me:Really? A dinosaur? (I ask this having seen the set and being fairly confident that dinosaurs are not part of the theme)
E: Yea! A T-Rex! He was looking for Jesus so he could eat him!

The story for the day had been Moses parting the Red Sea in case you were curious.

Kids have the best theology. Jesus was right.

Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so.

We grownups make it so hard.

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7:32a, 6/15/21

AG

VBS is the best.

The joy of children discovering the Lord is amazing.

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In reply to powerbelly • 9:21a, 6/15/21

powerbelly said:
VBS is the best.

The joy of children discovering the Lord [and eating him] is amazing.

fify

94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough

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9:37a, 6/15/21

AG

who knew that T-Rex was catholic!

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9:45a, 6/15/21

AG

Have you by chance introduced your kid to YEC. They would love it:

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9:51a, 6/15/21

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Jesus makes a pretty smart meal for a T-Rex. Three days later you get to eat him all over again.

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9:53a, 6/15/21

Psalm 34:8, I tell ya what.

94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough

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