Jack knew that most storks specialize in baby delivery, but he was looking for the one and only Bean Stork.
Jack was planning to win the Fritter Corp Centennial Chile Cook-off prize of a castle in the clouds by entering a dish of magic chili con carne with beans...he already had the magic chili powder but still needed the frijoles.
As Jack puttered along toward the competition site on his souped up moped named Jackalope, he sighted what he had been hoping for...a large white bird standing at the roadside holding a sign reading "beans for ride".
Jack pulled over and soon worked out a deal with the Bean Stork to share the castle roof with the stork after Jack used the magic beans to win the competition...together they loaded the stork's large bag of beans onto the moped, and the lightened stork took flight to the competition site where he waited in disgruntled vain for Jack, who never arrived because he had headed back home with the beans.
Jack still needed magic beef, so he went home and fed most of the magic beans to his mother's cow...as he had expected the cow turned magic...as he had not expected, the cow turned into a longhorn steer with a perpetual farting problem.
Jack had no trouble convincing his mother to let him sell the stinky steer to the highest bidder, which turned out not to be the butcher but some dude named Herman who paid a fortune for the beast.
Of course, Jack could no longer get magic beef, so he just threw out the last few magic beans...
and you know the rest of the story.
Jack was planning to win the Fritter Corp Centennial Chile Cook-off prize of a castle in the clouds by entering a dish of magic chili con carne with beans...he already had the magic chili powder but still needed the frijoles.
As Jack puttered along toward the competition site on his souped up moped named Jackalope, he sighted what he had been hoping for...a large white bird standing at the roadside holding a sign reading "beans for ride".
Jack pulled over and soon worked out a deal with the Bean Stork to share the castle roof with the stork after Jack used the magic beans to win the competition...together they loaded the stork's large bag of beans onto the moped, and the lightened stork took flight to the competition site where he waited in disgruntled vain for Jack, who never arrived because he had headed back home with the beans.
Jack still needed magic beef, so he went home and fed most of the magic beans to his mother's cow...as he had expected the cow turned magic...as he had not expected, the cow turned into a longhorn steer with a perpetual farting problem.
Jack had no trouble convincing his mother to let him sell the stinky steer to the highest bidder, which turned out not to be the butcher but some dude named Herman who paid a fortune for the beast.
Of course, Jack could no longer get magic beef, so he just threw out the last few magic beans...
and you know the rest of the story.
