Kirk Cameron gets lost

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Lost Kirk Cameron Wanders Across Set Of Good Movie


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LOS ANGELES, CAAccording to sources from within Paramount Studios, a bewildered, lost-looking Kirk Cameron was spotted Thursday afternoon wandering through the film studio, dazedly walking across the sets of several good movies.

Cameron was reportedly looking for the set of Fireproof 2: Fire Harder, but somehow ended up on the Paramount lot, where he reportedly looked totally out of place walking in front of several quality film and television backdrops where renowned actors were rehearsing and filming their scenes.

"Well, fiddlesticks," he reportedly muttered to himself as he wandered among the studio's various sound stages. "Oh, man, is that Dr. Phil over there? Hoo boy, I'm in way over my head here. Hey, Phil, it's me, Kirk! Am I on the right lot for Fireproof 2?"

"I loved your episode on hoarding, man! I'm a big fan!" he yelled, as the TV psychiatrist pretended not to hear him while perusing production notes for an upcoming episode.

After Cameron had shuffled about the lot for several hours, hopping from the set of one good movie and TV show to another, a security guard in a golf cart noticed him and escorted him off the premises, pointing him in the direction of a seedy rental sound stage in Culver City, where his movie was actually being filmed.






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Cameron is a strong Christian. Thanks for the thread mocking him.
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garc said:

Cameron is a strong Christian. Thanks for the thread mocking him.

It's Babylon Bee. Lighten up. It's more a poking at the quality of movies he makes. If we can't laugh at ourselves, what can we laugh at? I think even he would admit his movies are never going to be considered for an Oscar.
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Apparently. This isn't even mocking Cameron for his faith...just the quality of movies. Heck, it wasn't even a commentary on the message of his movies.

We've had threads before talking about the lack of quality Christian films. This is just using satire to make the same point.
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RetiredAg said:

Lost Kirk Cameron Wanders Across Set Of Good Movie


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LOS ANGELES, CAAccording to sources from within Paramount Studios, a bewildered, lost-looking Kirk Cameron was spotted Thursday afternoon wandering through the film studio, dazedly walking across the sets of several good movies.

Cameron was reportedly looking for the set of Fireproof 2: Fire Harder, but somehow ended up on the Paramount lot, where he reportedly looked totally out of place walking in front of several quality film and television backdrops where renowned actors were rehearsing and filming their scenes.

"Well, fiddlesticks," he reportedly muttered to himself as he wandered among the studio's various sound stages. "Oh, man, is that Dr. Phil over there? Hoo boy, I'm in way over my head here. Hey, Phil, it's me, Kirk! Am I on the right lot for Fireproof 2?"

"I loved your episode on hoarding, man! I'm a big fan!" he yelled, as the TV psychiatrist pretended not to hear him while perusing production notes for an upcoming episode.

After Cameron had shuffled about the lot for several hours, hopping from the set of one good movie and TV show to another, a security guard in a golf cart noticed him and escorted him off the premises, pointing him in the direction of a seedy rental sound stage in Culver City, where his movie was actually being filmed.









He has been lost for years in the forest of logical fallacy and idiotically bad Christian apologetics. He is a mental midget
Religion is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world - Bertrand Russell
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garc said:

Cameron is a strong Christian. Thanks for the thread mocking him.
I believe this is where one would post the "triggered" gif if this was the politics board.
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FWIW, I liked Fire Proof. (I think I'm on day 2 or 3 of the "Love Dare".....started back in 2010)
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RetiredAg said:

garc said:

Cameron is a strong Christian. Thanks for the thread mocking him.

It's Babylon Bee. Lighten up. It's more a poking at the quality of movies he makes. If we can't laugh at ourselves, what can we laugh at? I think even he would admit his movies are never going to be considered for an Oscar.


OK. One can never be sure on this godless, heretical board.
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garc said:

RetiredAg said:

garc said:

Cameron is a strong Christian. Thanks for the thread mocking him.

It's Babylon Bee. Lighten up. It's more a poking at the quality of movies he makes. If we can't laugh at ourselves, what can we laugh at? I think even he would admit his movies are never going to be considered for an Oscar.


OK. One can never be sure on this godless, heretical board.
It's the P&R board
I identify as Ultra-MAGA
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TexAgs91 said:

garc said:

RetiredAg said:

garc said:

Cameron is a strong Christian. Thanks for the thread mocking him.

It's Babylon Bee. Lighten up. It's more a poking at the quality of movies he makes. If we can't laugh at ourselves, what can we laugh at? I think even he would admit his movies are never going to be considered for an Oscar.


OK. One can never be sure on this godless, heretical board.
It's the P&R board

Goodness, if this place is godless and heretical, what's that make the board just below this one?
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AstroAg17 said:

Godlier. I bet the percentage of Christians is significantly higher.


The percentage of smug know nothings is certainly higher.
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AstroAg17 said:

Godlier. I bet the percentage of Christians is significantly higher.

Godliness isn't determined by simply calling oneself a Christian. Cultural Christians, for example. What are those who claim Christ saying? How are they treating others, especially those with whom they disagree. Heck, Robert Jeffress claims to be a Christian and is even a minister, but he also used God's name to justify nuking innocent people that are brutally oppressed. Godliness isn't a numbers issue. It's a heart issue, and we can have an idea about that based on their fruits.

Just to clarify, though, I'm not saying this board is "godly". A message board can't be godly. I just think it's funny to call this place "godless and heretical", then to go back to the politics board.
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The crocoduck and banana arguments are plenty good reasons to mock him.
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When he and ray comfort get together you know it's gonna be fun to watch.
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garc said:

Cameron is a strong Christian. Thanks for the thread mocking him.
At least you don't take yourself too seriously...
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I love the banana argument!!!!
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Aggrad08 said:

When he and ray comfort get together you know it's gonna be fun to watch.
Yup - a cornucopia of dumb and deluded
Religion is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world - Bertrand Russell
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