Duh Trappist brewed beers repel zombies


Abbey and Trappist beers are not the same, don't taste the same, and are not "kinds" of beer...

Very interesting.

Does the purchase of Trappist beer (and other products) count towards one's tithe?

Only if you give the beer away to the benefit of your local congregation.

When's your next potluck?

If you are interested, here is the translation of the prayer:

Bless, + O Lord, this creature beer, which thou hast deigned to produce from the fat of grain: that it may be a salutary remedy to the human race, and grant through the invocation of thy holy name; that, whoever shall drink it, may gain health in body and peace in soul. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

And, just to be a stickler, although I love the poster, "Trappist style" is nonsensical. I wish they would remove the word "Style" from the poster.

Sounds like a Trappist brewer scam to get people to drink their beer during the apocalypse and foolish wade into and distract the zombie swarms while they escape. . . . Easier to outrun the competition when they are drunk.

Zombies already walk around like they are dead drunk, so wouldn't getting hammered during zombie apocalypse help you blend in with the undead?

gordo97 said:

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Zombies already walk around like they are dead drunk, so wouldn't getting hammered during zombie apocalypse help you blend in with the undead?

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Hey, every zombie plan has its own risks. If you buy this Trappist nonsense you can at least hope for the pain to be dulled as you are eaten.

It worked for Shuan and his Friends.

Shaun and his friends? Didn't they use that drunken zombie act in order to get to a Tavern where they were overrun by zombies. How'd that turn out for them? 4 of 6 dead or permanently zombified?

Probably better than average in a zombie apocalypse, and about average for the number of UK early 30 somthings getting out of their parents basement, so, spot on in my opinion.

Touche.

Love me some Chimay!