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Favorite non-famous movie lines
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Three Amigos
" Dusty, don't you want to kiss me on the veranda? Well, the lips would be fine"
Old School
Denver, the Sunshine state
Mr Mom
Jack-House is probably mortgaged to the eyeballs. Wife- No not this one, it was built by his grandfather Commander Richardson. Jack- Ah, hand me down
" Dusty, don't you want to kiss me on the veranda? Well, the lips would be fine"
Old School
Denver, the Sunshine state
Mr Mom
Jack-House is probably mortgaged to the eyeballs. Wife- No not this one, it was built by his grandfather Commander Richardson. Jack- Ah, hand me down
Die Hard police chief cracks me up:
"We're going to need more fbi guys"
"I hope that's not a hostage"
"We're going to need more fbi guys"
"I hope that's not a hostage"
"I'm as proud as a puppy with two peters" (City Slickers)
"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would help" (War Games)
"Yo momma sure does care about your education, boy" (Forrest Gump)
"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would help" (War Games)
"Yo momma sure does care about your education, boy" (Forrest Gump)
Hesitated posting these because they are not obscure films but they are certainly not the more famous lines from each. The first three were used quite a bit amongst my group of friends in high school when the occasion fit. The last I'm sure many a parent has thought on bad days.
- Close Encounters of the Third KindQuote:
I wanna speak to the man in charge.
Mr. Lacombe is the highest authority.
He isn't even an American.
- Raiders of the Lost ArkQuote:
Oh, my friends. I'm so pleased you're not dead.
- Young FrankensteinQuote:
It could be worse.
How?
It could be raining. (Lightning, clap of thunder, starts to pour)
- It's a Wonderful LifeQuote:
Why do we have to have all these kids?
"Now, Mrs. Riley…….and only Mrs. Riley."
jkag89 said:
- It's a Wonderful LifeQuote:
Why do we have to have all these kids?
We say that George Bailey quote at our house all the time along with his line to the teacher on the phone:
Quote:
Say, what kind of a teacher are you, anyway? What do you mean sending her home like that, half naked? Do you realize she'll probably end up with pneumonia on account of you? Is this the sort of thing we pay taxes for to have teachers like you?
I think of this all time. For some reason it had me cracking up in theatres
"Nope"
"Nope"
"Bart! They said you was hung!"
"And they was right!"
Blazing Saddles
"And they was right!"
Blazing Saddles
don't know why, but that line makes me laugh every time.Quote:
Dan in Real Life:Quote:
Dan: Why are you looking at me?
Mitch: I'm not looking at you.
Uncle 1: He's looking into the vast void that is his future; you just happen to be there.
Favorite comedy ever. Favorite random line:UnderoosAg said:Brian Earl Spilner said:
"But the shrimps..."
"**** the shrimp!"
The Birdcage
Any time there's a half assed maybe solution to an F'd up problem, there's about five of us who use the "will it work?" and "jur father seems to tink so"
"Holding the sandwich?"
Some others from movies mentioned here:
The Great Outdoors, after Roman predicts that his kind will all drop dead of a heart attack:
"I hope so, wouldn't that be great" -- use this one a lot
League of Their Own:
"Have trouble with the bears, did you?"
Similar, Fargo:
"Go Bears"
My Cousin Vinny:
"I'm sorry, these are going to be a help"
A Christmas Story:
"Meatloaf smeetloaf double beetloaf"
Meatballs:
"What, no mustard?"
Dumb and Dumber:
"Maybe you should wear these extra gloves, my hands are starting to get sweaty" and "Why don't you eat up and we'll tell ya"
From Trash:Zombie Jon Snow said:
End of an epic hand to hand fight scene that already had a couple of twists in one of my favorite movies.... Serenity.
"..and that's not incense." BOOM
- Mal: Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause, that's what we're doin'. Don't ask me 'bout the gun, though, 'cause that's new.
- Durran: Well, I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but...
My brother and I have been saying "better than them crappers I usually smoke" from Open Range for years.
Several lines from Almost Heroes, also.
Several lines from Almost Heroes, also.
"I'm as real as a donut, mother f'er."
/Tex
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
This is my new favorite thing to say. I try to slip it in whenever possible…
/Tex
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
This is my new favorite thing to say. I try to slip it in whenever possible…
Staff Sergeant Dignam "The Departed"
That's a fantastic line! Dude was so quotable.
"Where the hell is the damn dam tour?"
Vegas Vacation
Vegas Vacation
From "say anything".
By choice, man. By choice
By choice, man. By choice
"those aren't pillows!!!"
I wanna see our defense pissed off, not confused, maybe a little murder in their hearts
Reload12, 11/4/11
Also from My Cousin Vinny
Oh, you had grits? I like grits too.
Oh, you had grits? I like grits too.
Goofy can't be a dog. He wears a hat and drives a car.
It's one louder
Boy, you got a panty on your head!
In that vein...Sapper Redux said:
"This is thin Riggs, very thin"
"It's anorexic."
"It's anorexic."
DrEvazanPhD said:
Also from My Cousin Vinny
Oh, you had grits? I like grits too.
Also from My Cousin Vinny:
"Yeah, you blend."
Formerly Willy Wonka
I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage.
The world is made for those who aren't cursed it's self awareness.
Bull Durham, Annie talking about Nuke.
Bull Durham, Annie talking about Nuke.
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